<li><p>It has a lot of spirit</p></li>
<li><p>It’s sometimes hard to stomach</p></li>
<li><p>It’s been an upper-middle class tradition for over 200 years</p></li>
<li><p>It’s rich</p></li>
<li><p>It’s expensive</p></li>
<li><p>It’s better with alcohol</p></li>
<li><p>It’s totally sweet</p></li>
<li><p>It’s fattening</p></li>
<li><p>It looks inviting, but it’ll kick your ass</p></li>
<li><p>Too much of it will make you start singing Journey songs </p></li>
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<p>from The Prince… how many of you read it everyday?</p>