1000 signs you are a n00b

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<li>You're thinking why the OP didn't label this thread "1337 signs you're a n00b."</li>
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<p>^ b/c that would have made him/her a noob.</p>

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<li>If you don't know how to invisible post.</li>
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<p>/* I Am So Cooooooooooooool L*/</p>

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<p>/<em>This is so bad ass</em>/</p>

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<li>If you don't know how to decipher invisible posts.</li>
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<li>If you make your CC name hard to decipher because its a whole bunch of letters in one word</li>
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<p>256: /* if your name is, so authentic*/</p>

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<p>257: if u get your news from CNN</p>

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<li>You wear contacts.</li>
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<li><p>If You Kick your car because the alarm won't shut off</p></li>
<li><p>If You Buy A Car with an alarm</p></li>
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<p>261: if you think seinfield is funny......(HE'S NOT!!!! grr)</p>

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<li><p>You don't hate Seinfeld and Tool Time.</p></li>
<li><p>You like the afternoon crap spewed out by tv networks.</p></li>
<li><p>You aren't an elitist.</p></li>
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<p>265: you wish Weird Al was your dad</p>

<p>266: the words Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo mean either nothing or everything to you</p>

<p>267: you walk the house singing to yourself, "Pwnly, I am so pwnly, I have n00body, to call my pwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..."</p>

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<li><p>If you don't have a gaydar.</p></li>
<li><p>If you aren't the first to finish a test.</p></li>
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<li><p>If You Think Stanford has the sexiest Campus</p></li>
<li><p>If YOu Think Rosie O' Donell is more sophisticated than Donald Trump</p></li>
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<li>You can't re-wire your ipod.</li>
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<p>I hate F****** hate that. I had to throw away my video I-pod because it crashed
I dissected it first though :D</p>

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<li>If you name your company after a fruit and make your musical devices in an inconveniencing way</li>
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<li><p>You are scared of your computer crashing.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't add more RAM to your laptop.</p></li>
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<li><p>You Buy an Apple computer less than 30 GB</p></li>
<li><p>If you download 971,089 i-tunes song in less than a week</p></li>
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