<p>LOL at #309....he'll figure it out eventually. </p>
<p>320: if you use house lights on a bright and sunny day.</p>
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<li><p>You leave the tap on while you brush.</p></li>
<li><p>You think the Janja Weed is a type of marijuana.</p></li>
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<p>yeah he will... someday...</p>
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<li> You're still trying to figure out how to decipher the invisible writing.</li>
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<li><p>You can drive a motorbike.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't enjoy performing unknown reactions.</p></li>
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<li>If you think scary movie 4 is actually funny</li>
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<p>327: if you like crab chips ( ugh..disguting!).</p>
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<li>You've only taken the SAT once. (wait. ohhhh cra/<em>lkdsjfalkd</em>/p.) :p</li>
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<li><p>You play D&D.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't write in mirror image.</p></li>
<li><p>You didn't know that Da Vinci was a chronic procrastinator.</p></li>
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<li><p>If you suck at monoploy and always landing in jail</p></li>
<li><p>If you have to sell all of your hotels and railroads because you're just not economicaly smart</p></li>
<li><p>If you loose three times in a row at connect four</p></li>
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<li>If you avoid carbohydrates.</li>
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<li>If you count every little calorie you burn because you're that obssesed with losing weight</li>
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<li><p>You don't watch what you eat.</p></li>
<li><p>You have a BMI of less than 20 or more than 25.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't know how to calculate your BMI.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't do more than 40 pushups in a set.</p></li>
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<li><p>You Go Over the 2,500 Calorie mark a day</p></li>
<li><p>You lie to your mom that you're going to the library when what you really want to do is go to Mcdonalds.</p></li>
<li><p>You Run track for 6 miles and eat three Mcdonalds meals which brings back the same calories.</p></li>
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<p>344: if you blow your nose, and then look at the product afterwards.</p>
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<li>You can quote paragraphs of Star Wars on demand.</li>
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<li>You don't like The Beatles. I mean, come on.</li>
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<li><p>You're scared of people.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't stand up for yourself.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't dance.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't know the full form of LSD.</p></li>
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<li>If you can't derive the fact that the ratio of mass, specific heat capacity, and change in temperature, is in a ratio of 1:1 with heat.</li>
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<li>If you spell argument "arguement"</li>
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<li>If you spell judgment "judgement"</li>
<li>If you spell playwright "playright"</li>
<li>If you care about spelling that much</li>
<li>If you are a peach.</li>
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