1000 signs you are a n00b

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<li><p>If YOu're a WX Man (don't worry peach i got your back)</p></li>
<li><p>If you stilll believe in the boogie man</p></li>
<li><p>If you think Tuby custard and Tuby toast are edible</p></li>
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<li> If you actually like the idea of graduating from _______.</li>
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<li>If you think band camp is the best time of the year.</li>
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<li>If you have worries and are unsure about your future.</li>
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<p>363: if you aren't human.</p>

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<li><p>If you go on a TV show trying to "Make the Band"</p></li>
<li><p>If You compete for Flavor Flaves Love</p></li>
<li><p>If you incessantly keep trying to spit rhymes in hopes that you will one day make it like Jay-Z when you know the chances of getting there is like 1/100,000,000</p></li>
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<li>If you haven't watched R Kelly's trapped in the closet series.</li>
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<p>368: If you have watched R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet series.</p>

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<li>If Brittney spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are your role models</li>
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<p>370: If you don't think that 'So Authentic' admires Brittney spears, Lindsay, and Paris.</p>

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<li>If you don't think you'llsee... stalks me and replies to almost everything I say</li>
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<p>372: if you don't think that So Authentic wished i stalked him so he could feel good about his self.</p>

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<li> If you think that this thread contradicts itself, and you care.</li>
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<li><p>If you think this thread contradicts itself, and you don't care</p></li>
<li><p>If you don't think this thread contradicts itself, and you care</p></li>
<li><p>If you don't think this thread contradicts itself, and you don't care</p></li>
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<li>If you count your eggs before they hatch.</li>
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<li>If you eat egg at all (Gross)!</li>
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<li>If you hate tornado warnings</li>
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<li> If you constantly watch The Weather Channel to see if there is a tornado warning.</li>
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<li>If you try to criticize others just for paying attention to whats going on with the weather</li>
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<p>342: If you have your cake but don't eat it [too]. (that's so dumb).</p>