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<li><p>You don’t know the difference between Manet and Monet.</p></li>
<li><p>You care about the difference between Manet and Monet.</p></li>
<li><p>Your name is Fred Phelps and you have Tourette syndrome.</p></li>
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<li>You rage when people use the word “your” incorrectly.</li>
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<li>You don’t even know what a n00b is.</li>
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<p>I’ld love to see this finished</p>
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<li>If you take self-portraits in front of the mirror.</li>
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<li>If you’re not over level 9000.</li>
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<li><p>If you’re actually using this thread as a ‘how-to’ to become less n00b-ish</p></li>
<li><p>If you say the word n00b-ish.</p></li>
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