1000 signs you are a n00b

<p>YES! THE THREAD LIVES ON!!!......</p>

<p>185: if you are overly excited b/c some dorky high school thread was resurrected.</p>

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<li>If you're typing this in the dark right now</li>
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<p>187: If you don't know how to type in color</p>

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<li>If you wish dating was a video game so you could save your progress and come back later.</li>
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<p>189: if buy stuff you don't need just because it's on sale</p>

<p>ps : ugh!......we are no where near 1000</p>

<p>190: If you forget to send your transcripts to your dream college because you're so hyper-active</p>

<p>191: If you apply to only one college...............&& its an IVY</p>

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<li>If you use Urban Dictionary a lot</li>
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<li>If you mis-interpret something that relates to the last poster just to be funny</li>
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<p>194: if you consider bugs or rocks as pets.</p>

<p>195: If you still consider them after they've eroded or died</p>

<p>196: if you still think that your pet hamster " ran away".</p>

<p>197: If you still think that your pet hampster "ran away to Las Vegas"</p>

<p>198: If you've been to Las Vegas but have no idea what state it's in</p>

<p>las vegas is in kansas duh</p>

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<li>If you don't know simple US geography</li>
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<p>kansas? you're an idiot. everybody knows that Las vegas is in Alaska.</p>

<p>200: if you watch maurry</p>

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<li>If you know what HYPSM means</li>
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<p>LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Las Vegas is in Kansas? idiots!! Las Vegas is in the Bronx! Not Nevada for christ sake!. Some people just don't know their geographys!</p>

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<li>If you have no smarts in Social Studies</li>
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<li>If you post twice in a row</li>
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<li>If you laugh at your own posts</li>
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<li>If you make a CC title having three elipses dots at the end</li>
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