<p>I managed to hack into the system and this is what I found out. Enjoy.</p>
<li>California Institute of Technology</li>
<li>Yale</li>
<li>Harvard</li>
<li>MIT</li>
<li>Princeton</li>
<li>University of Pennsylvania</li>
<li>Duke</li>
<li>University of Chicago</li>
<li>Columbia</li>
<li>Stanford</li>
<li>University of Montana - Missoula</li>
<li>Cornell</li>
<li>Dartmouth</li>
<li>Tulane</li>
<li>Emory</li>
<li>Northwestern</li>
<li>Notre Dame</li>
<li>Rice</li>
<li>University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill</li>
<li>Vanderbilt</li>
<li>University of Cal at Berkley</li>
<li>CMU</li>
<li>Georgetown</li>
<li>John Hopkins</li>
<li>Brown</li>
</ol>
<p>Um, guys, I could be wrong, but I highly doubt he expected people to believe that this is real. My guess (and I could be wrong here) is that this is a joke, poking fun at how short everyone's attention span is here, and how crazy people are about rankings. But I could be wrong.</p>
<p>... You would think with all the smart kids on here, at least some of them would be able to understand a joke.</p>