<p>225 bottles of beer on the wall
225 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
224 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>You had some of the best times, you’ll never remember with me</p>
<p>224 bottles of beer on the wall
224 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
223 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>ALCOHOL!</p>
<p>223 bottles of beer on the wall
223 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
222 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are." — Colonel Adolphus Busch</p>
<p>222 bottles of beer on the wall
222 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
221 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>221 bottles of beer on the wall
221 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
220 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>I swear to drunk, officer! I’m not God!!!</p>
<p>220 bottles of beer on the wall
220 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
219 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
–Stephen Wright</p>
<p>219 bottles of beer on the wall
219 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
218 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.”
—Imhotep (2667-2648BCE), egyptian architect, physician and chancelor.</p>
<p>218 bottles of beer on the wall
218 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
217 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>After a great “Wing Command Chief, half of wing staff, and half of PTWOB, First Snow” i want a beer.
–me, right now</p>
<p>217 bottles of beer on the wall
217 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
216 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“I was drowning my sorrows but they learned to swim.”
— U2.</p>
<p>216 bottles of beer on the wall
216 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
215 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.<br>
-Frank Zappa-</p>
<p>ruh roh! somebody missed a day…</p>
<p>215 bottles of beer on the wall
215 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
214 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>214 bottles of beer on the wall
214 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
213 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>213 bottles of beer on the wall
213 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
212 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.”
— Ernest Hemingway. </p>
<p>(several of us were out of town this past weekend :))</p>
<p>212 bottles of beer on the wall
212 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
211 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Don’t bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they’re apparently against all three.”
— Wiley.</p>
<p>You need to change it to :</p>
<p>211 shots of WEED on the bar
211 shots of WEED
take one down pass it around,
210 shout of weed on the bar.</p>
<p>B*tching Betty will def. be passed out by now.</p>
<p>Now for the theme song…look up Dennis Leary I’m an A$$hole…this will help you at the hooch on Friday night as an FNG when you know the lyrics…</p>
<p>Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream.
About Me, about you, about the way our American heart beat,</p>
<p>Don’t go any further if you are the faint of heart, BONUS points for FNGS that get the El Dorado Cadillac down pat! The tempo is not as easy as you think! I will say the John Wayne part is hilarious!</p>
<p>My favorite 2 memories for the 20 yrs in the AF were:
PME Leavenworth singing at 10 pm every Friday night American Pie.
SJAFB watching every one, including wives stand on the dance floor singing OH NO…UH-UH,…I’m an…</p>
<p>Now I will be in trouble for corrupting your young minds :eek:</p>
<p>Oh well… make sure you don’t forget to practice Crud!</p>
<p>211 bottles of beer on the wall
211 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
210 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“To some it’s a six pack, to me it’s a support group.”</p>
<p>210 bottles of beer on the wall
210 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
209 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>GENTLEMEN…start your livers!!!</p>
<p>209 bottles of beer on the wall
209 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
208 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>208 bottles of beer on the wall
208 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
207 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>207 bottles of beer on the wall
207 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
206 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm</p>
<p>206 bottles of beer on the wall
206 bottles of beer
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205 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean…
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”</p>
<p>205 bottles of beer on the wall
205 bottles of beer
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204 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”</p>
<p>204 bottles of beer on the wall
204 bottles of beer
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203 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
-Homer Simpson</p>
<p>203 bottles of beer on the wall
203 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
202 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes lifetime.
-Gordy form ABC Warehouse</p>