<p>181 bottles of beer on the wall
181 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
180 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Gunna get drunk tonight, like I’ve never been drunk before.</p>
<p>180 bottles of beer on the wall
180 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
179 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>When I’m drunk, I’m happy as can be,
We’re all part of the Air Force family!</p>
<p>179 bottles of beer on the wall
179 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
178 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Oh the Air Force family is the best family,
we’re from all over Germany.
You’ve got the highland Air Force, the lowland Air Force, the Amsterdam Air Force, and the other dam Air Force.
Singing Glorious, Victorious, one keg of beer for the four of us.</p>
<p>178 bottles of beer on the wall
178 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
177 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>177 bottles of beer on the wall
177 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
176 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cause one of us could drink it all away.</p>
<p>176 bottles of beer on the wall
176 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
175 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
-Terry Pratchett</p>
<p>175 bottles of beer on the wall
175 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
174 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.<br>
-Frank Zappa</p>
<p>174 bottles of beer on the wall
174 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
173 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Religions change; beer and wine remain.”<br>
— Harvey Allen.</p>
<p>173 bottles of beer on the wall
173 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
172 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>172 bottles of beer on the wall
172 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
171 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>I recommend… bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
-Sophocles</p>
<p>171 bottles of beer on the wall
171 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
170 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.<br>
-Dean Martin-</p>
<p>171 bottles of beer on the wall
171 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
170 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
-Czech Proverb</p>
<p>170 bottles of beer on the wall
170 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
169 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p><strong><em>see my double post yesterday</em></strong></p>
<p>179 days!!!</p>
<p>for me 
(you suck)</p>
<p>169 bottles of beer on the wall
169 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
168 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that
I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish
and worry about my liver.”
-by Jack Handy</p>
<p>168 bottles of beer on the wall
168 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
167 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Are we doing separate tabs tonight?”
“Yeah, but put the alcohol on mine.”
“well in that case…”
-waitress, cadet, cadet tonight at olive garden</p>
<p>167 bottles of beer on the wall
167 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
166 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>166 bottles of beer on the wall
166 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
165 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>165 bottles of beer on the wall
165 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
164 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“The government will fall that raises the price of beer.”
-Czech Proverb</p>
<p>164 bottles of beer on the wall
164 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
163 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>163 bottles of beer on the wall
163 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
162 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>162 bottles of beer on the wall
162 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
161 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>161 bottles of beer on the wall
161 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
160 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>160 bottles of beer on the wall
160 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
159 bottles of beer on the wall</p>