<p>132 bottles of beer on the wall
132 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
131 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Let’s drink beer on the plane.”
-me, what i will tell HornetGuy since we just bought plane tickets</p>
<p>131 bottles of beer on the wall
131 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
130 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.”
-unknown</p>
<p>130 bottles of beer on the wall
130 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
129 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”
-Egyptian Proverb quotes</p>
<p>129 bottles of beer on the wall
129 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
128 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.</p>
<p>“Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”</p>
<p>“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”</p>
<p>128 bottles of beer on the wall
128 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
127 bottles of beer on the wall</p>
<p>Old man O’Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.</p>
<p>The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O’Malley of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”</p>
<p>She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”</p>
<p>“Knowing Brian O’Malley as well as I did, I don’t think so,” said the foreman, “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.”</p>
<p>Less than 500 to go for 2011, by the way.</p>
<p>127 bottles of beer on the wall
127 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
126 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.</p>
<p>126 bottles of beer on the wall
126 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
125 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.</p>
<p>125 bottles of beer on the wall
125 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
124 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.</p>
<p>124 bottles of beer on the wall
124 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
123 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>“In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.”
-Dave Barry</p>
<p>123 bottles of beer on the wall
123 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
122 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>“I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.” --William Shakespeare (King Henry V)</p>
<p>122 bottles of beer on the wall
122 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
121 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.</p>
<p>121 bottles of beer on the wall
121 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
120 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.</p>
<p>120 bottles of beer on the wall
120 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
119 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.</p>
<p>119 bottles of beer on the wall
119 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
118 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.</p>
<p>118 bottles of beer on the wall
118 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
117 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>“Draft Beer, not people.”</p>
<p>117 bottles of beer on the wall
117 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
116 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>“He that buys land buys many stones,
He that buys flesh buys many bones,
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.”
– John Ray</p>
<p>116 bottles of beer on the wall
116 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
115 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart</p>
<p>115 bottles of beer on the wall
115 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
114 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.</p>
<p>114 bottles of beer on the wall
114 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
113 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>And LUKE days until base assignments!</p>
<p>“I told the stewardess liquor for three.” - "Who are the other two? - “Oh, there are no other two.”
-James Bond</p>