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113 bottles of beer
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<p>“If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror.” -John Mooney</p>
<p>112 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.</p>
<p>111 bottles of beer on the wall
111 bottles of beer
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110 bottles of beer on the wall </p>
<p>110 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>109 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>“In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.”
-Dave Barry</p>
<p>108 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>Due to increasing products liability litigation, Irish beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:</p>
<p>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.</p>
<p>107 bottles of beer on the wall
107 bottles of beer
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<p>“I’m going to need a beer after this week is over. GR’s, papers, comp sci, and the threat of my future base hanging over my head…not cool.” -Groog Waugh</p>
<p>106 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>Beer, cures more problems than it causes.</p>
<p>105 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>Well, you always have alcohol as your real friend!</p>
<p>Almost 100s night!</p>
<p>wow, sorry to interupt your thread, but I just have to say, I really didn’t think you guys would make it this long</p>
<p>1) I thought you’d have given this up about…150 days ago.</p>
<p>2) I got yelled at for bearing by training staff when I saw Eagle walk through with his red hat. Makes everyone look like a basic…well, just angrier and more cynical.</p>
<p>please stop polluting this thread. if you would like to make another thread to discuss this thread, then please do so.</p>
<p>104 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>“You know what the greatest 100th night room would be? A wall around the room with 100 bottles of beer on it so you could do a real countdown.”
-Eagle, 20.10 minutes ago</p>
<p>103 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>102 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>101 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.</p>
<p>The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”</p>
<p>She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”</p>
<p>“I don’t think so,” said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men’s room.</p>
<p>even the jokes are starting to get repeated…day 127</p>
<p>100 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>double digits!!!</p>
<p>99 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>THE BEER PRAYER</p>
<p>OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.</p>
<p>oh jeeze…</p>
<p>missmuff: stay off our thread 
that’s what the other thread is for.</p>
<p>98 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>The horse said to the man: “Wait a minute! Why do you get the whiskey when all I get is beer?!?”</p>
<p>97 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies “down the hall and to the left”.</p>
<p>Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies “down the hall and to the left”.</p>
<p>Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him “well aren’t you going to ask where the bathroom is?” The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."</p>
<p>96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
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<p>No beer quote for one day. If you ever go to On The Border, the Margarita pitcher is a godsend! 
:)</p>
<p>95 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>“God said drink me,
and then there was beer,
and it was good.”</p>
<p>94 bottles of beer on the wall
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<p>The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says" Do you know who I am?" and the old man sips his beer and answers “yep”. The Devil says “Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?” The old man looks over and says" I’ve been married to your sister for 27 years, why should I be scared of you?"</p>