<p>33 bottles of beer on the wall
33 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
32 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>12 - Put in taxi by somebody. Give home address. Taken home. Can’t get key in door. Realize you’ve given address of local football club. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.</p>
<p>32 bottles of beer on the wall
32 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
31 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet
and no one takes up the Texan’s offer.</p>
<p>One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman.</p>
<p>The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.</p>
<p>The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.</p>
<p>The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”.</p>
<p>The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first”.</p>
<p>31 bottles of beer on the wall
31 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
30 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>30 bottles of beer on the wall
30 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
29 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>29 bottles of beer on the wall
29 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
28 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Did that catch us up? Us? Yes, parents are counting down, too. Seniors are busy…</p>
<p>I tried to look for an academic calendar on Academy website without success . . .</p>
<p>What is the current schedule fo rcadets, i.e. they are in class until?
Is there an inter-sessional, a period of time between when classes let out, finals, and commissioning?
When is that period?</p>
<p>I am trying to guage why, or is it possible, for a “cadet” to be home right now? [As in April 27 - 30] ARe classes still going on or is there something that doesn’t seem right?</p>
<p>Thanks for your help.</p>
<p>Bill0510 see the private message i sent you. We don’t want to muck up this thread.</p>
<p>28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
27 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Drinker’s Alphabet:</p>
<p>A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college</p>
<p>27 bottles of beer on the wall
27 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
26 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging</p>
<p>26 bottles of beer on the wall
26 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
25 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>C is for Class :What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party</p>
<p>25 bottles of beer on the wall
25 bottles of beer
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24 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic</p>
<p>24 bottles of beer on the wall
24 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
23 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>E is for Emergency :The keg is empty</p>
<p>23 bottles of beer on the wall
23 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
22 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>F is for F***ed-Up :Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out </p>
<p>and on another note… TOP-OFF!!!</p>
<p>22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
21 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>G is for Games :Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers</p>
<p>21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
20 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>H is for Hang-over :Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank</p>
<p>20 bottles of beer on the wall
20 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
19 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>I is for Idiot :The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party</p>
<p>19 bottles of beer on the wall
19 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
18 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>J is for Jail :Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home</p>
<p>18 bottles of beer on the wall
18 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
17 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>K is for Kissing :What you’ll do to anything that moves after 20.10 beers</p>
<p>17 bottles of beer on the wall
17 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
16 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>L is for Lord :Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol</p>
<p>16 bottles of beer on the wall
16 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
15 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>M is for Money :That which you no longer have due to too much partying</p>
<p>15 bottles of beer on the wall
15 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
14 bottles of beer on the wall. (KILLER COBRAS!!!)</p>
<p>N is for Not Again! :What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know</p>
<p>14 bottles of beer on the wall
14 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
13 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>P is for Pee :What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer
(there wasn’t one for “O”…)</p>