2010 Countdown to Graduation

Colleges and Universities A-Z Air Force Academy - Colorado Springs
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<p>300 bottles of beer on the wall
300 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
299 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man’s worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health.”
-Anonymous</p>

<p>299 bottles of beer on the wall
299 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
298 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.”
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI</p>

102

<p>glad to see the thread is going strong. now that i’m back in country, and i can continue to help out again.</p>

<p>only 298 bottles of beer left to drink!</p>

103

<p>298 bottles of beer on the wall
298 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
297 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
-Stephen Wright</p>

<p>eagle, now get cracking on those quotes!</p>

104

<p>I am going to be interested to see if this is the longest thread for CC when you all graduate…</p>

<p>AIM HIGH…ABOVE ALL!</p>

105

<p>297 bottles of beer on the wall
297 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
296 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.”</p>

106

<p>I still remember hornetguy’s first post after bct hehe, somethin about returning to the world!</p>

<p>Good times, can’t believe how time flies around this place!</p>

107

<p>296 bottles of beer on the wall
296 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
295 bottles of beer on the wall
(Which the Supt reminded us today is 294 and a wakeup)</p>

<p>“Everybody has to believe in something…I believe I’ll have another drink.”
-W.C. Fields</p>

108

<p>1,013 bottles of beer on the wall?</p>

109

<p>That’s a lot of beer, muff…</p>

110

<p>295 bottles of beer on the wall
295 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
294 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
–Dave Barry</p>

111

<p>Repeat on the quote. Come on, you still have 294 to go!</p>

112

<p>Oops!</p>

<p>“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal
lobotomy.”
–Tom Waits</p>

113

<p>294 bottles of beer on the wall
294 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
293 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
— Oscar Levant</p>

114

<p>293 bottles of beer on the wall
293 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
292 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>Of doctors and medicines we have in plenty more than enough…
what you may, for the Love of God, send is some large quantity of beer. –
Dispatch from the Colony, New South Wales, 1854 </p>

<p>292 bottles of beer on the wall
292 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
291 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>There’s nothing as heartening as the sight of an empty pub in the morning, the shelves full and everything spick and span before the barbarian hordes come in. Them that drinks bottles spoil the look of the shelves but draught is a different story - you never see the barrel going down. – Patrick McGinley</p>

115

<p>You missed a day?!!!</p>

116

<p>Ah, the countdown was ruined. Well that just ruined my day. Haha…</p>

117

<p>Guys - were you 2010-ers out drinking the beer yesterday instead of writing about it?? The countdown is the highlight of my day. Get with the program!!! Geezzzz…what’s a mama to do? This thread needs to stay “clean” which means no posting by anyone for anything except count downs. Don’t make us have a reason for muddying up the waters (or the beer).</p>

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<p>291 bottles of beer on the wall
291 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
290 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.”</p>

119

<p>290 bottles of beer on the wall
290 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
289 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour, but teach a man how to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.</p>

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<p>To 2010; in the immortal words of a great American; Napoleon Dynamite: “LUCKY”</p>