2010 Countdown to Graduation

Colleges and Universities A-Z Air Force Academy - Colorado Springs
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<p>269 bottles of beer on the wall
269 bottles of beer
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268 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>A pint of beer is better for you after a workout than water, say scientists</p>

<p>Read more: [A</a> pint of beer is better for you after a workout than water, say scientists | Mail Online](<a href=“A pint of beer is better for you after a workout than water, say scientists | Daily Mail Online”>A pint of beer is better for you after a workout than water, say scientists | Daily Mail Online)</p>

142

<p>268 bottles of beer on the wall
268 bottles of beer
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267 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“People should realize that a little bit of alcohol on a regular basis decreases the risks of aging”
-Dr. R. Curtis Ellison, chief of the section of preventive medicine and epidemiology and professor of medicine and public health at the Boston University School of Medicine</p>

143

<p>267 bottles of beer on the wall
267 bottles of beer
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266 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“Did you see how ridiculous cadets are already?!? Can you imagine them with beer?!?” -a cadet after it was suggested beer by served at a spirit dinner</p>

144

<p>266 bottles of beer on the wall
266 bottles of beer
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265 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>“Someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment ! Either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 2100.” -Kris (some random guy from a website)</p>

145

<p>265 bottles of beer on the wall
265 bottles of beer
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264 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

<p>264 bottles of beer on the wall
264 bottles of beer
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263 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

146

<p>263 bottles of beer on the wall
263 bottles of beer
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262 bottles of beer on the wall</p>

147

<p>262 bottles of beer on the wall
262 bottles of beer
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261 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<p>THE 10 COMMANDMENTS<br>
OUR LADY OF BARLEY & HOPS </p>

<ol>
<li>THOU SHALT NOT drive over thy neighbors lawn,
nor pee in his bushes.<br></li>
</ol>

<p>…ten part series</p>

148

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<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT do bar fights,
or harbor evil thoughts about stupid people.</li>
</ol>

149

<p>260 bottles of beer on the wall
260 bottles of beer
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259 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT drink someone else’s beer,
while they visit the restroom.</li>
</ol>

150

<p>259 bottles of beer on the wall
259 bottles of beer
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258 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT chase your neighbors wife,
if his daughter is better.</li>
</ol>

151

<p>258 bottles of beer on the wall
258 bottles of beer
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257 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT kill your bartender,
less he refuses to serve you.</li>
</ol>

152

<p>257 bottles of beer on the wall
257 bottles of beer
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256 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> HONOR THY designated driver, pay him well,
keep him happy, buy him presents.<br></li>
</ol>

<p>256 bottles of beer on the wall
256 bottles of beer
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255 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> REMEMBER the Sabbath, and toast often
to the attitude adjustment gods.</li>
</ol>

153

<p>255 bottles of beer on the wall
255 bottles of beer
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254 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT EVER fall asleep at the bar,
or pass out in the restroom.</li>
</ol>

154

<p>254 bottles of beer on the wall
254 bottles of beer
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253 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NOT use the name of Betty Ford in vain,
while drunk, or even while sober.</li>
</ol>

155

<p>253 bottles of beer on the wall
253 bottles of beer
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252 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<ol>
<li> THOU SHALT NEVER make fun of another,
as he worships the PORCELAIN GOD !</li>
</ol>

156

<p>252 bottles of beer on the wall
252 bottles of beer
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251 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<p>“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
-David Daye</p>

157

<p>251 bottles of beer on the wall
251 bottles of beer
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<p>Beer explaining our tax system - [Beer</a> Analogies and Taxes a n n i e l i v e s](<a href=“http://annielives.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/10/24/beer-analogies-and-taxes/]Beer”>http://annielives.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/10/24/beer-analogies-and-taxes/)</p>

158

<p>250 bottles of beer on the wall
250 bottles of beer
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249 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<p>One for USC today…</p>

<p>Win lor lose, we still booze</p>

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<p>249 bottles of beer on the wall
249 bottles of beer
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248 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<p>A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields</p>

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<p>248 bottles of beer on the wall
248 bottles of beer
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247 bottles of beer on the wall </p>

<p>I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie</p>