<p>For all the hype, it better be good.</p>
<p>I’m hoping for a spectacular cosmic shower of destruction. Planets blotting out half the sky, the moon crashing into Earth, and an exploding sun. Nothing less.</p>
<p>I’ll settle for a woman “arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication.”</p>
<p>I mean, if I’m gonna die anyway.</p>