<p>hey I’m down, I’m on the floor above him</p>
<p>you guys dont know me though…you dont know if im white, asian, black, hawaiian, middle eastern, and/or eskimo…guess u all have to guess</p>
<p>Uhh actually we do, most of us have seen your facebook.</p>
<p>no you havent. post it plz cuz i dont have a face book</p>
<p>well we know you are not “eskimo” because anyone that is a native american from the far north would not identify himself as eskimo, You also seem to dislike asians so i bet you are not asian and you user name gives us a hint</p>
<p>Trust us on this iran, we’ve seen you.</p>
<p>I don’t think you have a full grasp or understanding of the interweb.</p>
<p>the user name doesn’t give a hint at all. LOLOLOLOL anyway, POST THE FACEBOOK LINK!!</p>
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<p>True. He wouldn’t be able to get any.</p>
<p>k u guys dont know me</p>
<p>OMG are you freaking serious…</p>
<p>1) Of course not. Just run to the nearest library every time you want to print something. Bring lots of dimes too.
2) Dude, if you’re worried about looking like a n00b, it seems like your clothes are going to be the least of your worries.
3) If your suitemates hate you, you should take all your stuff with you so that they don’t steal. For you, just take it in to be safe.
4) Oh I’m sure your roommate wouldn’t care if you were just shedding all over your room.
5) Do you really care?
6) Come on man, you’re in ERC. Don’t even pretend that you’re straight.
7) See above.
8) A lock on the outside of the door so that you can’t get out.
9) I prefer to take my stuff to the beach and wash it in the ocean. That’s not odd, is it?
10) Usually they’re nice, but if you intend on asking them 14 million questions, I think they might get a bit irritated.
11) Is this in regards to the aforementioned content in question no. 7? If so, see answer no. 6.
12) Gee, you’ve stumped me there. I wish there was some sort of transportation system in which, for a nominal fee, you could get into a large public transport vessel. This vessel would take you all through town and stop at different spots along the way. I would call such a thing a bus route, but it’s so far-fetched that it would never come into existence.
13) idk, I don’t go to male strip clubs
14) As if we know how dirty your room is going to be
15) If only horseback weren’t the only form of transportation! Then we might all be able to go back to LA and SF in a reasonable amount of time.
16) Well, the dumpster in my office building here in Sacramento is behind the building in the East parking lot. Thanks for asking; I knew someone cared.
17) Do you not read ANYTHING about ucsd?
18) Well, there’s no “mother figure” there to kiss your boo-boos and make them all better, so I guess you’re out of luck.
19) No, presidential candidates are not valued at ucsd. we’re too ignorant.
20) Only n00bs.
21) It doesn’t matter. You’ll be asking a million questions in office hours anyay.</p>
<p>k thx…</p>
<p>Where do you buy laundry detergeant? (Warren)</p>
<p>i got a big arm and hammer 60 loads box for 8 bucks at this clearance place in the village yesterday, it’s near vons.</p>
<p>how are we supposed to carry boxes of books?</p>
<p>i got 32 loads for 3 bucks at cvs, a mile away from campus</p>