Could not swim.
He began drowning
but then a
mermaid named Ariel
Pulled him out
And gave him
and squirted his
Water pistol at
the nearby octopuses.
The octopuses began
squeezing their tentacles
And innocent bystanders
were squirted with
ink and ketchup.
Suddenly, a dragon
appeared out of
seemingly nowhere and
The king of
marshmallows and chocolate
the chinchillas then