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I think you just won the award for most hilarious parent on CC ever. I must apologize for misunderstanding you. I now realize the sheer adversity that your son faced in actually having to converse with human beings that had IQs 30-50 points below him, what a brave kid. I am not so audacious and thus spend my days sheltered in my ivory tower among other superior humans of similar intellect, too afraid to venture into that mystical place called the real world in which I might actually have to communicate with lesser beings than I.</p>
<p>If nothing else, the absolute idiocy of your posts destroys any credibility you have.</p>