<p>You think that’s crazy, well listen to this…</p>
<p>I don’t usually take the bus home, but one day last week I had to. My bus is mostly filled with annoying middle schoolers (middle school + high school share the same bus), but there is one girl, Y, who is a year younger than me and always goes on the bus. I’m kinda friendly with Y, but I really like her hot friend, X. X and I have never really been great friends, cause we’ve never had a good chance to get to know each other. So I was on the bus with Y, and she was talking about how she went to the mall with X and their two other (girl) friends, N and M. When they were at the mall N and M apparently tried to convince X to go to a school dance with me, but X wanted to go with another guy, L, instead. L is a huge lax bro, that I hate with a passion. Him and his buds, R, Q and P, are always jerks to me. Especially in my calc class where Q sits to the right of me (luckily my friend, S, sits on my other side, he’s a chill kid). Anyways, Y told me she wasn’t sure how things turned out between X and L, so there was still hope for me. When I got home, I was feeling a bit desperate so I called X, but she didn’t pick up. I then called X’s sister, 7, cause I started to worry about X, cause X always has her phone. 7 said that X was out walking her dog, E, and in order to have a better walk with E she left her phone, G, at home. I never built up the courage to call X back later that day. When I got to school the next day N, M, and their other friend, ^, were waiting at the school lobby for me. ^ started talking and tried to persuade me to ask X to the dance. I ^, N, and M that I wanted to speak to X alone. They let me go, and I was off to find X. Unfortunately, I bumped into L, R, Q, and P, who proceded to beat me up. I left school with a broken collar bone, D, and missed school all that week. A few weeks went by, and I ended up not going to the dance, and X went with my other friend, *, but that’s ok cause * is a cool guy who doesn’t afraid of anything.</p>
<p>Any more crazy dance-date stories?</p>
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<p>Before anyone asks, it didn’t take me all this time to write up the story, my internet cut off for awhile and I couldn’t waste a good story.</p>