<p>Sorry if this has been posted before, but I enjoyed it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.eng.usf.edu/%7Edionson/ezzay/%5B/url%5D">http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/</a></p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAH</p>
<p>that's the best essay i've read in my entire lyfe</p>
<p>ahahahaha!!!!!! just wow :-p</p>
<p>"One should analize the poetry on page 43, When Oedipus is rollin in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city."</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Haha, awesome...I like how he randomly goes into rap...and the works cited page too...</p>
<p>I'm rather surprised the teacher only gave him a D-.</p>
<p>the scary thing is (i should post this in the "You Know Your School is Bad When..." thread) that in my apush class last year, some people's works cited pages actually included google, yahoo, and other search engines</p>
<p>its pretty funny but some people doubt its legitimacy... look at page 3, "page is to big" and "where is the text!" (question mark?)</p>
<p>well of course it's not a real paper that was graded by a professor, unless the professor was also high at the time and forgot how to spell/use correct grammar...</p>
<p>maybe a high school paper graded by a clerk (student).</p>
<p>I've seen this before... quite funny.</p>
<p>Search Google for "Peter Nguyen", who wrote similar funny essays.</p>
<p>its obviously not real. any teacher would not grade the paper at all and throw it, giving an automatic 0.</p>
<p>"This is page 3"</p>
<p>That is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read in my entire life.</p>
<p>It's about three years old, it is real, and my buddy knows the guy who wrote it. I believe he goes to Texas-San Antonio.</p>
<p>I know a guy who knows a guy's cousin who knows the dry cleaner of the actual guy who wrote it.</p>
<p>AHAHAHAHAHA i love how the teacher took off a point for every inappropriate word. the teacher could at least be openminded and see if the essay makes sense than take away points right away for technical issues.</p>
<p>yeah me too. all the points taken off are for technical stuff. cursing, pictures, no citation for rap song... </p>
<p>and i love it how where he says, "The greeks contributed many things to our culture like olives, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex..." the teacher just writes in cursive "funny! :)"</p>
<p>when i read the title page, i thought to myself "wow, what a creative title, i bet this is a wonderful admissions essay." haha, then i read on.</p>
<p>Yeah, going back to what ameer said, the handwriting doesn't even look like a teacher's. It looks like the person who wrote it is not very used to writing in cursive.</p>
<p>he passed!!! WHATDA?!!! unbelievable</p>
<p>I love how page three (the blank page) is identical to page four. Just a tad lighter.</p>