A Little UCLA Humor...

[kizz]

<p>UCLA</a> FML</p>

<p>"Had an 8am Final. People around me didn’t brush their teeth. FML."</p>

<p>"this morning i woke up with 5 john wooden center towels and my head resting on a course reader from a class i’m not taking. FML."</p>

<p>"I should be working on my paper but I’m making fart noises with my hands. FML"</p>

<p>"I ate the green Saint Patrick’s Day scrambled eggs this morning in De Neve. FML."</p>

<p>"UCLA Housing. FML."</p>

<p>"Sproul Saturday 8am Fire Alarm. FOL."</p>

<p>"they ran out of french toast at brunch in hedrick fml!"</p>

<p>"I got written up for throwing a paper airplane out of a window….FML"</p>

<p>"I worked on a 5page research paper for 3days and stayed up until 5am only to find out it is due two weeks from now. FML"</p>

<p>lol.</p>

[Andrizzle]

<p>haaaaah good reads</p>

<p>“lost my wallet at bruincafe today ■■■”</p>

<p>and then</p>

<p>“found a wallet at bruincafe today, but there was no cash in it ■■■” probably made up buy lols none the lesss</p>

[sandaboy]

<p>lol they have one for UCB as well…
[Berkeley</a> ■■■](<a href=“97久久久国产欧美99-日韩欧美电影一区-日韩黄色视频在线看-国产视频无码在线观看”>http://berkeleyfml.com/)</p>

<p>The friend I talk the most with I can’t stand because all she talks about is herself. I want out, but I have nowhere to go. ■■■
April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
Score: -2</p>

<p>Roommate manages to shout in his sleep, yet is able to sleep through four alarms in a row. Wait, make that five. ■■■.
April 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
Score: +4</p>

<p>Last night I promised to stay up all night and cram for the Chem 1A midterm. I fell asleep at 9pm. ■■■.
April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
Score: +4</p>

<p>I spent all night slacking off. My roommate’s about to wake up, so I opened a bunch of books on my desk to make it look like I studied. ■■■.
April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
Score: +10</p>

<p>I got into Berkeley. ■■■.
April 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment</p>

[kizz]

<p>^hahaha…ahh, some of these are too funny!</p>

<p>lol @ the slacker/fake studying!!</p>

[sandaboy]

<p>lol it looks like they have one for a ton of colleges, including the UCs</p>

<p>[UCI</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucifml.com/]UCI”>http://ucifml.com/)</p>

<p>[UCD</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucdfml.com/]UCD”>http://ucdfml.com/)</p>

<p>[UCSB</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucsbfml.com/]UCSB”>http://ucsbfml.com/)</p>

<p>[UCR</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucrfml.com/]UCR”>http://ucrfml.com/)</p>

<p>[UCSD</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucsdfml.com/]UCSD”>http://ucsdfml.com/)</p>

<p>[UCSC</a> ■■■](<a href=“http://ucscfml.com/]UCSC”>http://ucscfml.com/)</p>

<p>wait…LOLOLOLOLOL They don’t even have one for UC Merced! LMAO</p>

[kizz]

<p>LOL…SB’s are pretty good, too…</p>

<p>“i lost my shoes partying, again. ■■■”</p>

<p>“Broke. Parents want to know where the money went. How do I tell them I spent $400 on a bong and an ounce of weed? ■■■”</p>

<p>Haha, aww…poor Merced! Maybe they can’t has the innerwebz der yet?</p>

[sunnyseas]

<p>LOL @ Merced.</p>

<p>“We don’t have ■■■. ■■■.”</p>

[sakurax]

<p>HAHAHA! @ Chem 1A midterm!!! This thread is great!</p>

[emilsinclair9]

<p>These are awesome! hahaha. </p>

<p>@ sunnyseas: ■■■■■ at UCM. That’s great haha.</p>

[solidblu]

<p>from davis: lmao
The only place my internet is working right now is in the dorm lounge, which has been taken over by stoners since the beginning of the quarter. Oh yeah, and it’s 4/20 today. ■■■</p>

[solidblu]

<p>LMAO “I got into Berkeley. ■■■” hahaha I can see myself saying that :D</p>

<p>I feel like Berkeley is holding my life in their hands right now. If they accept me, I will go there, because Berkeley is a major challenge, and I can’t turn down a challenge. If They don’t accept me, I can go to Davis guilt free (why not!? Berk turned me down?! So what if UCLA wants me, I don’t want them!)</p>

[emilsinclair9]

<p>@ AJ: Cheers, my friend! Word.</p>

[janethedoe]

<p>“Had an 8am Final. People around me didn’t brush their teeth. ■■■.”</p>

<p>omg this is the best one. i had a similar experience in class today.
we were checking grades on a spread sheet and some guy was up in my face and he was asking me how to figure it out and he had the nastiest breath.
i just nodded and smiled and left as quick as i could
pop a mint, kthxbye.</p>

[edmfanatiq]

<p>^LOL^
Raunchy dank breath.</p>

[ciaokarol]

<p>I think being at Merced is bad enough…lol.</p>