<p>I know every single Morrissey/Smiths lyric by heart, and I giggle subtly when I see men who look like Alain Whyte/Boz Boorer/Moz/you get the idea. That said, I'm trying to figure out a way to smoothly work a Morrissey line into my valedictory.</p>
<p>I also have a slight- okay, major- penchant for British slang.</p>
<p>When i was little my brother cut off a huge chunk of skin off of my finger cause we couldnt figure out how to open a backback. so we decided to cut it open with scissors, he cut while i held it.</p>
<p>"in fourth grade I made the world's biggest rubber band ball by a minor"</p>
<p>1) did you get money from guiness?
2) put it on a college app?</p>
<p>my fact: i love play on words even though all my friends hate me for it. corny jokes are fun too. i think i like aggravating people with horrible humor more than making people laugh</p>