<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce."</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice,</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. The goldfish told her that it will give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice."</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. The goldfish told her that it will give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. "I wonder if it likes rice." "Do you want rice?", the goldfish asked.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice", she wondered. The goldfish ignored her and told her that it would give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. Relying on her trustworthy intuition, Shaina fished an old grain of rice out of her pocket [she had just eaten Chinese food, luckily] and offered it to the fish. The fish seemed pleased. "You may make your first wish now". Shaina closed her eyes and clapped her hands three times</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice", she wondered. The goldfish ignored her and told her that it would give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. Relying on her trustworthy intuition, Shaina fished an old grain of rice out of her pocket [she had just eaten Chinese food, luckily] and offered it to the fish. The fish seemed pleased. "You may make your first wish now". Shaina closed her eyes Shaina closed her eyes and clapped her hands three times and wished: "I want to be a man."</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice", she wondered. The goldfish ignored her and told her that it would give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. Relying on her trustworthy intuition, Shaina fished an old grain of rice out of her pocket [she had just eaten Chinese food, luckily] and offered it to the fish. The fish seemed pleased. "You may make your first wish now". Shaina closed her eyes Shaina closed her eyes and clapped her hands three times and wished: "I want to be a man." She opened her eyes and saw that her thin arms had grown muscles and her clothes did not fit.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice", she wondered. The goldfish ignored her and told her that it would give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. Relying on her trustworthy intuition, Shaina fished an old grain of rice out of her pocket [she had just eaten Chinese food, luckily] and offered it to the fish. The fish seemed pleased. "You may make your first wish now". Shaina closed her eyes Shaina closed her eyes and clapped her hands three times and wished: "I want to be a man." She opened her eyes and saw that her thin arms had grown muscles and her clothes did not fit. In fact, she was no longer a she. Shaina was now Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? Shaina and Llama would go on freezing walks, hand in paw, clutched tightly for warmth and love, gazing into each other's eyes as Tibetan snowflakes fell softly onto the Himalayas behind them. Then Llama, because he was fat, fell into an ice pit, which was the trap of a fur trader. Thinking the Llama was dead, Shaina sobbed "I'm hungry." But no one gave her food. In a flash, she remembered Llama with an evil grin. "I'll eat him" she thought with a grin, "with some good ole apple sauce." Digging through the ice, she found a fish made of gold. Wow, that's a "gold"fish, she exclaimed. "I wonder if it likes rice", she wondered. The goldfish ignored her and told her that it would give Shaina 3 wishes if she gave it something special in return. Relying on her trustworthy intuition, Shaina fished an old grain of rice out of her pocket [she had just eaten Chinese food, luckily] and offered it to the fish. The fish seemed pleased. "You may make your first wish now". Shaina closed her eyes Shaina closed her eyes and clapped her hands three times and wished: "I want to be a man." She opened her eyes and saw that her thin arms had grown muscles and her clothes did not fit. In fact, she was no longer a she. Shaina was now Chuck Norris, with a big bushy white beard too.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? She became a cultural icon for beauty. The end.</p>
<p>Under the Afghan, Shaina loved a yeti that skiied and was named Llama. Did I mention Shaina is hot? Just absolutely beautiful and stunning? She became a cultural icon for beauty. The end. Or was it? Shaina's position as the it-girl was short-lived, for the Real Chuck Norris would have none of this unspeakable idolatry, regardless of gender.</p>
<p>Noo!! I will not be Chuck Norris!!!!</p>
<p>Haha, I think you misunderstood. Chuck Norris didn't take over your body again. Oh no, this is worse. The Real Chuck Norris has come back, and he's mad. Which means a showdown of cultural proportions.</p>
<p>Oh. Well I'm going to win.</p>
<p>Oh. Well I'm going to win. No you're not.</p>