<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy"</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together."</p>
<p>side note: now would be a good time for wolfy to pop up...
somebody go get him, lol</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks?"</p>
<p>If he's really that hot, then I'm game.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he</p>
<p>what happened to this? No body creative enough? Okay, I'll give it a try... I mean... either this or study for U.S....</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen!</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to</p>
<p>If anyone wants a pix... email me <em>wink wink</em>, a/s/l anyone...</p>
<p>I see my pure hotness precedes me... you'll have to wait until freshman orientation... and of course put your name on the waiting list of girls, so far its 3 years long, so if you put your name on now... you can have a date with me while I'm still and undergrad!</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man."</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." Shania starts by taking a DNA sample of Wolffy and studying it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors.</p>
<p>Why don't we combine mine and goldfish's:</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." She first tried to inhale his essence, breathing his manly odors.</p>
<p>wait a min... there's two stories going on here...
which one wants to surrender?</p>
<p>I tried to be diplomatic and combine mine with Goldfish's....why don't we use that one? :p</p>
<p>Why don't we combine mine and goldfish's:</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm</p>
<p>hey you're too fast! Let's use this one then.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing "Thais" and playing "Meditation" on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said "Take me to Cali!" So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina's magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing "go-fish" Shaina knows how to party. She'll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. "Oh I love Business" said Shaina. "Good" Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shaina is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe....and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me... and the first one is....."Kidnap a Wolfy" So Shaina thinks to herself... where can I find a Wolfy?" "It's obvious," Said a voice. "He's the CC'er who's so hot that he'll fuse your Hydrogens together." Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina's mind... "wait a minute," she said to herself, "is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he's really that hot, then I'm game." So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she's ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy's "essence" and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious "man." She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shaina takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness....instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shaina</p>