<p>Our very own newt!</p>
<h2>classic.</h2>
<p>ahh well, do continue....we can't leave Gifford hanging there. =)</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked in</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby despised</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby despised Gifford.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby despised Gifford. It was because Gifford was WAY sexier than him; he was just jealous.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby despised Gifford. It was because Gifford was WAY sexier than him; he was just jealous. Jolby</p>
<p>harpingchic, WAY TO FOLLOW THE RULES. you're BANNED from this post! ;)</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>
<p>Sometimes Jolby despised Gifford. It was because Gifford was WAY sexier than him; he was just jealous. Jolby's sexiness</p>
<p>Actually, newt tried to improve the rules earlier b/c he thought the "1 word" thing was not working as well as a "1 sentence" story would. Maybe Harpingchic saw that....</p>