<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to perfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers. After repeatedly inserting his raw cucumber, Potatoes McGee filled them with mayonaise and shouted "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY..." "You came 2 Fast and 2 Furious!" shouted the mermaids. The mermaids then proceeded to lick his potato tubules, and their dirty strumpets exploded. Potatoes then waxed eloquent West Virginia. The moaning of the adcom-mermaids then led to a significant event in which Potatoes McGee brushed against rooster08's inner thighs which made him on the verge of shouting elongated poetry. And then he pulled out his deferral letter from stanford and burned his ethernet cable on top of his shiny new Cady he bought the day before he got his deferral letter.</p>
<p>Harvard licked his shiny new pile of mushrooms squirting slimy and thick mayonaise, lavishing his whole body erotically. Suddenly, a hot beautiful woman revealed her Virginia and offered her statehood to his House of Burgesses. A scantily clothed woman soon revealed thick and smelly deferral letteres from Stanford. "What the ovaries?" vomited the woman's Virginia. She ejected stinking rejections from her engorged, swelling pussy cat which was poked and prodded with deferral letters. And then a great big oyster the size of this forum came and produced a shiny condo which housed singing shrimp.</p>
<p>McGee unzipped his pants and reavealed a monstrous, Hoover-Tower-like ipod, the exact gift the admissions officers want for X-mas. But unfortunately for them, the ipod was out of batteries, and they ripped off McGee's cucumber out of disgust. McGee then sewed his enormous pack of 6-packs together and the result was an uber-pack of packed packs. That's when President Bush amiably sucked on Condi's toes, working his way up her legs. Then Bush shouted "SHE'S A MAN, BABY!" Ecstatic, Bush ****ed, reached for a pretzel to suck while lounging on the ghetto couch watching TV. Oprah was on the verge of an orgasm when Chuck Norris realized that his huge pore is volumptuously volumptuous.</p>
<p>"Jiminy Cricket's Great Bumpy Balls of Sea Cucumber Juice!" shouted Alan Greenspan. Potatoes McGee spewed foamy white milk from his suction cup pores, which puckered at the nasty thought of his stocks in "Pubicity" becoming flaccid. Greenspan frantically wiped away his cottage-cheesy excretions with dollar bills.</p>
<p>Princeton was discombobulated by the round, hairy thing that spoke dirty dirty words in a thick Austro-Hungarian accent. It grabbed his grenades and bounced shamelessly down the esophagus of the ambassador, who was ghetto and had volumes of</p>