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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well......but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Sqaure Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this friday). But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passerbys. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog - no a toad jumped out of the sink hole. And he ate that frog, really..delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After That girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, She left him because she thought an Ivy league education as much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex. then reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. Only July 28th, 2035, Jose bowled a perfect game.</p>

<p>That was the day he met the love of his life: Ryan, the eighth-best NetHack player in the known universe. After three weeks of dating Ryan, he found out that he was atheist. He later dumped Ryan and moved on with his life.</p>

<p>This time he decided to move to Tanzania. To get there, he swam across the Atlantic ocean with the aid of a life jacket and a rusty door hinge. At one point, he was faint from lack of food, but his god filled his stomach when he decided to violate atheist conduct and #pray.</p>

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<p>And then a shark at him.</p>

<p>THE END....just kidding.</p>

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<p>At one point, he was faint from lack of food, but his god filled his stomach when he decided to violate atheist conduct and #pray.</p>

<p>............He sought reverance and started preaching on the trains all over manhattan!</p>

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<p>At one point, he was faint from lack of food, but his god filled his stomach when he decided to violate atheist conduct and #pray. He sought reverance and started preaching on the trains all over manhattan! </p>

<p>But that preaching didn't bring him any $$, so after a couple of boring hours on the train he abandoned his faith and decided to run for the city mayor.</p>

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<p>Unfortunately the mayor rejected him because of his insolent attitude. he later wrote a letter to Oprah with an urbane attitude</p>

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<p>Oprah promptly gave him a new car. She then went on to praise him at every cocktail party she attended, which led to his mass popularity. Deciding that he could no longer live a life of lies, he revealed that most of his apparent life story was made up.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well......but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Sqaure Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this friday). But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passerbys. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog - no a toad jumped out of the sink hole. And he ate that frog, really..delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After That girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, She left him because she thought an Ivy league education as much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex. then reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. Only July 28th, 2035, Jose bowled a perfect game.</p>

<p>That was the day he met the love of his life: Ryan, the eighth-best NetHack player in the known universe. After three weeks of dating Ryan, he found out that he was atheist. He later dumped Ryan and moved on with his life.</p>

<p>This time he decided to move to Tanzania. To get there, he swam across the Atlantic ocean with the aid of a life jacket and a rusty door hinge. At one point, he was faint from lack of food, but his god filled his stomach when he decided to violate atheist conduct and #pray.He sought reverance and started preaching on the trains all over manhattan! </p>

<p>But that preaching didn't bring him any $$, so after a couple of boring hours on the train he abandoned his faith and decided to run for the city mayor. Unfortunately the mayor rejected him because of his insolent attitude. he later wrote a letter to Oprah with an urbane attitude. Oprah promptly gave him a new car. She then went on to praise him at every cocktail party she attended, which led to his mass popularity. Deciding that he could no longer live a life of lies, he revealed that most of his apparent life story was made up. However, Oprah still gave him a chance to appear on her show.</p>

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<p>...........After the show was over, they both went to the movie theatre to see Scary Movie 4. When the part Oprah got punched came on, he laughed extremely hard which ****ed of Oprah</p>

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<p>Oprah magically turned into a hippo with noodles on her back. Once her transformation was complete, she put on a pair of ice skates and proceeded to skate on the rink that appeared when no one was looking.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well......but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Sqaure Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this friday). But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passerbys. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence.One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog- no a toad jumped out of the sink hole.And he ate that frog,really..delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher,he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot.And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like harvard,instead,dreamt of something fabulous,that is,getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After That girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, She left him because she thought an Ivy league education as much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>then reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend.</p>

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<p>** sorry about that. either the computer or operator is stupid. Your choice</p>

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<p>bump.............</p>

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<p>let's revive this story.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

<p>During the outrageous civil war, Jose's ex-girlfriend (named Candy Barr) was captured and tourtured by an unknown cult.</p>

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<p>He then slipped into a 16 1/2 year coma.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

<p>During the outrageous civil war, Jose's ex-girlfriend (named Candy Barr) was captured and tourtured by an unknown cult.</p>

<p>He then slipped into a 16 1/2 year coma. As he woke up one day, his eyes slowly opened. Three people stood around his hospital bed waiting curiously as they watched his eyes open, only to reveal bright red pupils! The instant he looked at each one it exploded.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

<p>During the outrageous civil war, Jose's ex-girlfriend (named Candy Barr) was captured and tourtured by an unknown cult.</p>

<p>He then slipped into a 16 1/2 year coma. As he woke up one day, his eyes slowly opened. Three people stood around his hospital bed waiting curiously as they watched his eyes open, only to reveal bright red pupils! The instant he looked at each one it exploded. Then, everything spontaneously combusted.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

<p>During the outrageous civil war, Jose's ex-girlfriend (named Candy Barr) was captured and tourtured by an unknown cult.</p>

<p>He then slipped into a 16 1/2 year coma. As he woke up one day, his eyes slowly opened. Three people stood around his hospital bed waiting curiously as they watched his eyes open, only to reveal bright red pupils! The instant he looked at each one it exploded. Then, everything spontaneously combusted. Jose, after recovering from the incident, was extremely baffled by the idea of spontaneous combustions, and decided to work at the local college to research the possible causes of the combustions.</p>

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<p>Once a upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of going to Harvard. But he was rejected and became homeless. He found shelter in a well, but moved out because of the amount of rats that dwelled in the well. The boy went to explore the world. He first stopped in Times Square Movie Theatre to see if the new Michael Meyers Halloween movie came out yet! (Damn vagabond didn't know it comes out this Friday.) But unfortunately, he didn't have any money to pay for movie tickets.</p>

<p>So he became a mime and within a few days had accumulated 100 dollars from passersby. He used the 100 dollars to buy an expensive dinner at a local restaurant, but bought too much and became a dishwasher as a consequence. One day as he was washing the dishes, a frog -- no, a toad jumped out of the sinkhole. And he ate that frog, really...delicious.</p>

<p>During his career as a dishwasher, he met a fabulous girl who attracted him a lot. And the boy no longer dreamt of something stupid like going to a top school like Harvard, instead, dreamt of something fabulous, that is, getting an attractive girl!</p>

<p>After that girl received an acceptance letter from Columbia, she left him because she thought an Ivy league education was much better than romance. Then, the boy randomly spontaneously combusted for some reason. So Jose (that's his name) decided to give up on girls and go for the same sex.</p>

<p>Then he reassimilated, and later worked as a buissness consultant for a mid-sized company, and won many bowling tournaments. When Steven Spielberg saw his many gilded trophies, Jose's life story was made into a mega-hit, starring the just-discovered Columbia-educated ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a slave rebellion happened in Jose's hometown, edging the United States to the brink of civil war.</p>

<p>During the outrageous civil war, Jose's ex-girlfriend (named Candy Barr) was captured and tourtured by an unknown cult.</p>

<p>He then slipped into a 16 1/2 year coma. As he woke up one day, his eyes slowly opened. Three people stood around his hospital bed waiting curiously as they watched his eyes open, only to reveal bright red pupils! The instant he looked at each one it exploded. Then, everything spontaneously combusted. Jose, after recovering from the incident, was extremely baffled by the idea of spontaneous combustions, and decided to work at the local college to research the possible causes of the combustions. At this local college, he made amazing discoveries that were soon found by Harvard professor JJ Whitmorgue.</p>