All right guys, let the slaughter begin..

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>all right. i'll admit it-i'm not your typical 2400 SAT 4.0 GPA ivy league applicant. i struggle a lot in school and my scores ain't too hot... so could u guys just give me a list of colleges that i might have a chance at? i'm thinking maybe some public college that would take my stats?</p>

<p>SAT: 2390 (800/800/790)
GPA: 3.999 (got a 89 on a test, brought it down from 4.0)
Took 12 aps (all 5s) and taking a couple more next year
ECs: Captain of Tennis, Football, and Basketball Varsity Teams
President of Key Club, Russian Club, Business Club, and Model UN
Secretary of Hugs Club
Did bio research at Harvard for 3 straight summers
Piano 10 years studying with professionals
Violin 10 years studying w/ professionals, too many awards to count
Rank: 1/1000
Extra note: skipped 2 grades, i'm actually 14 and in 11th grade.
Chance me plz....don't be too harsh. =]</p>

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<p>Man wish my school had a hugs club... </p>

<p>The 790 in writing is going to KILL YOU for HYPSCTHANKJKLADFSDFSDF (and the rest of the alphabet) I really hope you can join the workforce right after High School. I would suggest you start honing a vocational skills... you could always be a lumberjack!!!</p>

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<p>3.999 GPA? 790 writing? Man... things like that are a HUGE turn off for most colleges. I agree with davnasca, drop all your current classes and start taking some vocational classes -- unless you want to go to community college. I think you''d have a better life jumping right into the work force after graduation.</p>

<p>No hope, sorry man.</p>

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<p>Looks like you're off to ITT Tech!</p>

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<p>overdone.</p>

<p>sorry.</p>

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<p>this is by far the worst fake post ive seen in a while</p>

<p>so ur 14 and captain of the basketball and football teams??
unless your an honorary captain this isnt true</p>

<p>and by the way ..... one test doesnt screw up your 4.0 it would be a grade for the semester or quarter that would do it</p>

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<p>Maybe you should check out the University of Phoenix?</p>

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<p>mount SAC!!</p>

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<p>polka do u agree with this bein fake ...... and its all bout Devry or ITT tech</p>

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<p>I agree with J.Walsh. It's quite pathetic that a 14 year old would be captain of football and basketball...</p>

<p>If your mom and dad both write letters begging your admittance, I think your local Community College would be willing to take you. Or you could just go on to play NCAA D1 next year as a 15 year old haha</p>

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<p>i just dont believe any of this.... who has 1000 kids in their grade anyway ?? and isn't honorary captain is usually for the kids that are challenged mentally</p>

<p>i just hate ppl like this but w/e im much better off them bein socially disabled that i have to post a fake thing to make fun for myself</p>

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<p>I agree with skyhawk. Your school must be pathetic if a 14 year old can captain three teams.</p>

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<p>University of Liars.</p>

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<p>wow...troll?</p>

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<p>Community College.</p>

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<p>Guys, he's joking.</p>

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<p>I have 1,000 kids in my grade.</p>

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<p>You should go to Devry University..i heard they are a phenomenal college and accept the best of the best! However the acceptance rate is only 3.4% sooo good luck..</p>

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<p>All the numbers are too perfect, way too obvious.</p>

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<p>rofl</p>

<p>12 aps, all 5s.....thats what she said</p>