<p>What are yours?</p>
<p>hangover ones</p>
<p>“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”</p>
<p>christmas vacation:
-clark: hey, kids, i heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted santa’s sleigh on its way in from new york city.
-eddie: …you serious, clark?</p>
<p>“Do you know what you would see if you looked up the word ‘idiot’ in the dictionary?!”
“A picture of me…?”
“No, a definition of the word idiot! Which is exactly what you f****** are!”</p>
<p>Funny 30 sec of Into the Wild: [YouTube</a> - Into the wild - super apple](<a href=“Into the wild - Super apple - YouTube”>Into the wild - Super apple - YouTube)</p>
<p>“Super Apple”</p>
<p>Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.</p>
<p>~Airplane</p>
<p>Bring on the Mean Girls quotes!</p>
<p>I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.</p>
<p>Anything Alan (Zach Galifianakis) says in The Hangover.</p>
<p>^He made that movie. I swear.</p>
<p>“Not at the table, Carlos.”</p>
<p>And I love his little wolf pack letter thing he reads when the guys are on the roof.</p>
<p>^ His wolf pack speech is an instant classic. Not from a movie, but every other line that Ari Gold says in Entourage is gold.</p>
<p>“Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty … for tonight, we dine in hell!” -300</p>
<p>Anything from Happy Gilmore…:</p>
<p>Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What’s that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?.. I didn’t think so</p>
<p>Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?</p>
<p>Grandma: How’s that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, she got hit by a car. She’s dead.</p>
<p>But why is the rum gone?!</p>
<p>-Pirates of the Caribbean</p>
<p>Lloyd: How’d it go?
Ari: How’d the ****ing Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd? </p>
<p>E: I just read an article in the Times. The New York Times, not the **** they got out here.
Ari: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
E: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Ari: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the **** you’re talking about. </p>
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<li>Entourage</li>
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<p>“Some birds aren’t meant to be caged, they’re colors are too bright.”</p>
<p>“I like you, just as you are.”</p>
<p>“I don’t mean to sound ungrateful John, but did you have to stick your finger up my butt?”
“Nope, probably not, but it happened.” lol</p>
<p>“What do you do with a drunken sailor!?!?!”</p>
<p>“Don Michael is waiting for you.”</p>
<p>
Ugh, OMG, I love you for saying this.</p>
<p>Anyway…</p>
<p>“Baby, you’re gonna miss that plane.”
“I know.”
-Before Sunset (My sister was in French-mode when I first saw this, right before her AP exam, so, I always think of it as “Je sais.”)</p>
<p>“It was different then. Women were chattel. Things are different now. Stephen and I are equals. We took each other of our own free will - for life - and I won’t qualify that relationship. It’s wrong - shockingly wrong.”
-The Women (1939)</p>
<p>And every line in LOTR, especially, well, a million things like “In place of a dark lord…” or “I am no man” or “Tell me, where is Gandalf…” or “…our most beloved star…” or “…but I can carry you” or, well, you get the point. And “Two dollars!” from Better Off Dead. I think that’s it.</p>
<p>“I love lamp.” - Brick Tamland</p>