Am I Right?

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<p>In each post, state a college name and a pun in this pattern:</p>

<p><em>college</em>? More like <em>pun</em>! Am I right?</p>

<p>For example:</p>

<p>Cornell? More like *Bore*nell! Am I right?</p>

<p>They don't have to be true or make sense.</p>

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<p>Bob Jones? More like Bob Cojones! Am I right???</p>

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<p>Brown? More like Frown! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Dartmouth? More like Fartmouth! Am I right??</p>

<p>I don't really get this.</p>

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<p>HAHA. this is like my "interesting if true" thread ... and all my other dumb thread ideas that got shot down by the powers that be ... so i'll play along just for pity.</p>

<p>Coe College? More like Matriculate to Hoeing Corn College! am i right?!</p>

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<p>Your mom is right. Right is also a very debateable term. Is it synonymous with ethics? Is it relative?</p>

<p>Princeton? More like Peasanton! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Cambridge? More like *Lame*bridge! Am I right?</p>

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<p>You are right.</p>

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<p>Columbia University? More like Columbia *Jew*niversity! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Yale University? More like Jail University!!!! AM I RIGHT?!!!??!?!!??! AM I?!!?!</p>

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<p>UCLA? More like UCL*GAY*! Am I right?</p>

<p>haha, that's the worst one so far...</p>

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<p>Community College (of whatever city/state)? More like Community Knowledge (of whatever bitty/plate)! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Massachusetts Institute of Technology? More like Massachusetts Institute of Butt Technology.</p>

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<p>No, you are wrong.</p>

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<p>Wow. Are you 6 years old?</p>

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<p>Duke? More like Puke! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Penn? more like Pen15! Am I right???</p>

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<p>Wharton? More like Grade-Whoreton! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Columbia? More like Codumbia! Am I right?</p>

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<p>Hogwarts? More like:
"Your Mother is a **** ******** **** ing **** **** **<strong><em>laura nibson</em></strong>** **** <strong><em>agmitom venium</em></strong>**** *** <strong><em>trugulaw</em></strong>* ****** hippopotomas***** *******<strong><em>republican</em></strong> *** ***** <strong><em>ing Daniel Radcliff</em></strong>* ****** ***** with a bucket of********** <strong><em>in a castle far away where no one can hear you</em></strong>* ******* <strong>soup</strong>**** ****** <strong><em>with a bucket of *</em></strong> <strong><em>mickey mouse</em></strong> <strong><em>and a stick of dinamyte</em></strong><strong><em>magical</em></strong>* ********** **** ********alakazam"- WARTS</p>

<p>... Am I Right?</p>

<p>See: YouTube</a> - Potter Puppet Pals in "Wizard Swears"</p>