<p>In each post, state a college name and a pun in this pattern:</p>
<p><em>college</em>? More like <em>pun</em>! Am I right?</p>
<p>For example:</p>
<p>Cornell? More like *Bore*nell! Am I right?</p>
<p>They don't have to be true or make sense.</p>
<p>Bob Jones? More like Bob Cojones! Am I right???</p>
<p>Brown? More like Frown! Am I right?</p>
<p>Dartmouth? More like Fartmouth! Am I right??</p>
<p>I don’t really get this.</p>
<p>HAHA. this is like my “interesting if true” thread … and all my other dumb thread ideas that got shot down by the powers that be … so i’ll play along just for pity.</p>
<p>Coe College? More like Matriculate to Hoeing Corn College! am i right?!</p>
<p>Your mom is right. Right is also a very debateable term. Is it synonymous with ethics? Is it relative?</p>
<p>Princeton? More like Peasanton! Am I right?</p>
<p>Cambridge? More like Lamebridge! Am I right?</p>
<p>You are right.</p>
<p>Columbia University? More like Columbia Jewniversity! Am I right?</p>
<p>Yale University? More like Jail University!!! AM I RIGHT!!! AM I!!!</p>
<p>UCLA? More like UCLGAY! Am I right?</p>
<p>haha, that’s the worst one so far…</p>
<p>Community College (of whatever city/state)? More like Community Knowledge (of whatever bitty/plate)! Am I right?</p>
<p>Massachusetts Institute of Technology? More like Massachusetts Institute of Butt Technology.</p>
<p>No, you are wrong.</p>
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<p>Wow. Are you 6 years old?</p>
<p>Duke? More like Puke! Am I right?</p>
<p>Penn? more like Pen15! Am I right???</p>
<p>Wharton? More like Grade-Whoreton! Am I right?</p>
<p>Columbia? More like Codumbia! Am I right?</p>
<p>Hogwarts? More like:
“Your Mother is a **** ******** **** ing **** **** <strong><em>laura nibson</em></strong> **** <strong><em>agmitom venium</em></strong>**** *** <strong><em>trugulaw</em></strong> ******** hippopotomas**** <strong><em>republican</em></strong> *** ***** <strong><em>ing Daniel Radcliff</em></strong> ****** ***** with a bucket of**** <strong><em>in a castle far away where no one can hear you</em></strong>* ******* <strong>soup</strong>**** ****** *<strong><em>with a bucket of </em></strong> <strong><em>mickey mouse</em></strong> *<strong><em>and a stick of dinamyte</em></strong><strong><em>magical</em></strong> ********** **** ********alakazam”- WARTS</p>
<p>… Am I Right?</p>
<p>See: [YouTube</a> - Potter Puppet Pals in “Wizard Swears”](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw)</p>