America's 25 Douchiest Colleges

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<p>AMERICA'S</a> 25 DOUCHIEST COLLEGES: GQ Features on men.style.com</p>

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<li>Brown
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A belief that grades, majors, and course requirements are just another form of cultural hegemony; using the word hegemony.

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<li>Duke
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They're probably number one. But we'd rather not rank Duke number one at anything.

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<li>Princeton
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Most Ivy Leaguers try (unconvincingly) not to mention which college they went to. Not at Princeton.

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<li>Harvard </li>
<li>Deep Springs</li>
<li>Bob Jones</li>
<li>Amherst
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Home of: The "I Went to a Small liberal-arts College in Massachusetts" ******. Quiet sense of superiority; intense desire to be surrounded by 1,700 people almost exactly like you; Choate soccer jacket. In ten years, will be: Smart policy guy at State Department that no one listens to.

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OUCH!!!</li>
<li>Rollins</li>
<li>Charter</li>
<li>U of Colorado</li>
<li>NYU</li>
<li>U of Phoenix</li>
<li>U of Georgia</li>
<li>Arizona State
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Profiles in studentia: Roger McFeelings,* Cincinnati. "I had such an awesome time in Cancún. I got really ****ing tan, the girls were hot, and the Ecstasy was almost pure. I was like, I wish Cancún was a college! Then I realized, it is!"

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<li>Notre Dame
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Profiles in Studentia: Gerry McDougal,* Chicago. "I was looking for a place that would challenge me academically, but I also wanted to feel bad about masturbating. At Notre Dame, I got both."

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<li>USC</li>
<li>Chicago</li>
<li>BU
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Most likely to: Major in communications and take it seriously.

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<li>Ohio State</li>
<li>Morehouse</li>
<li>Trinity</li>
<li>Vassar</li>
<li>Randolph-Macon</li>
<li>UT</li>
<li>UVA
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Affectations: The side part; the insistence on referring to your school as "the University," our third president as "Mr. Jefferson," the quad as "the lawn," and the Civil War as the "War Between the States."

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<p>This was posted yesterday.</p>

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<p>Case in point. =)</p>

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<p>But I missed it yesterday and that was really funny.</p>

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<p>The only amusing line.</p>

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<p>Hey, Rollins finally made it on a list for something.</p>

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<p>The three schools I hate the most made the top three. I guess it wasn’t just me.</p>

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<p>Conspicuously absent:</p>

<p>Yale, Dartmouth, Northwestern</p>

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<p>It was really just a humor article. If it were more comprehensive, I could see Yale and Columbia getting pimp slapped.</p>

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<p>UVirginia way under ranked. I guess it is different from UNC after all.</p>

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<p>can anybody send me a link to like the full text…the only one i can see is UVa…and the rest don’t show up</p>

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<p>^hit the next button. ;)</p>

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<p>I’m sorry, but when UT, which is easily the coolest school in Texas, is on the douchiest colleges list, but yet ridiculously ******y schools, such as Texas A&M and Texas Tech, aren’t, I just can’t help but wonder how the person who wrote this came up with their list.</p>

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<p>Funny stuff :)</p>

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<p>anyways, the irony of this list is i can hardly think of anything d0chier than reading GQ magazine.</p>

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<p>^There’s nothing douchy about reading GQ magazine.</p>

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<p>awww UVa is d o u c h e y :frowning: … well not IMO :)</p>

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<p>crs1909, it’s clearly just a joke ranking. If you read the whole article, it says their methodology was picking the douchiest people the authors knew and just picked the schools they went to.</p>

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<p>Is that Trinity College or Trinity University???</p>

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<p>lmao! surprisingly accurate for such a sketchy methodology. UVa or Duke should be #1 though lol</p>