America's 25 Douchiest Colleges

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<p>I found this article talking about "America's 25 Douchiest Colleges", it's kinda funny but probably pretty inaccurate. It says the top douchiest colleges are...</p>

<ol>
<li>Brown</li>
<li>Duke</li>
<li>Princeton</li>
<li>Harvard</li>
<li>Deep Springs (who?)</li>
</ol>

<p>Anyways here's the article: AMERICA'S</a> 25 DOUCHIEST COLLEGES: GQ Features on men.style.com</p>

<p>I can't believe Texas A&M isn't on there, I think they are pretty high up on the ******-bag list</p>

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<p>I think it’s accurate. Notre Dame, USC, and tOSU are also on there, as well as the incomparable Bob Jones University.</p>

<p>The only one they left out is Cornell.</p>

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<p>what’s wrong with being a ******?</p>

<p>******s get what they want, when they want it ;)</p>

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<p>…no.</p>

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<p>Notably missing Yale.</p>

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<p>I don’t really get why UT Austin is on there.</p>

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<p>I also don’t get why UT Austin is on there (and no, I don’t go there). I have heard that Columbia can be pretty douchy, but I dunno</p>

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<ol>
<li>University of Virginia</li>
<li>University of Texas</li>
<li>Randolph-Macon College</li>
<li>Vassar College</li>
<li>Trinity College</li>
<li>Morehouse College</li>
<li>Ohio State University</li>
<li>Boston University</li>
<li>University of Chicago</li>
<li>University of Southern California</li>
<li>University of Notre Dame</li>
<li>Arizona State University</li>
<li>University of Georgia</li>
<li>University of Phoenix</li>
<li>New York University</li>
<li>University of Colorado</li>
<li>Charter College (Wasilla)</li>
<li>Rollins College</li>
<li>Amherst College</li>
<li>Bob Jones University</li>
<li>Deep Springs College</li>
<li>Harvard University</li>
<li>Princeton University</li>
<li>Duke University</li>
<li>Brown University</li>
</ol>

<p>There, saved everyone the trouble of clicking through another annoying slideshow (why the fυck do so many sites use them‽‽‽).</p>

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<p>They are spot-on about the douchiness that is Dook.</p>

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<p>I don’t even know what/where 9 of those schools are.</p>

<p>And my best friend’s dream school is Brown.</p>

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<p>This is a pretty important list. Who would want to be surrounded by d–ch-bags?</p>

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<p>I’m surprised to see that University of Michigan isn’t on that list. They have some of the most douchy students I’ve ever met in my life. Overall the students are far cockier than they should be and have a superiority complex unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Even though UofM is a great school…the students are far too competitive and unfriendly for their own good.</p>

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<p>“Who would want to be surrounded by d–ch-bags?”</p>

<p>A person who is himself a d-bag, obviously. Here’s the proof:</p>

<p>All d-bags like other d-bags.
Socrates is a d-bag.</p>

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<p>D-bags like Socrates</p>

<p>How did Wesleyan miss the list? Its big brother (Brown) is #1 and they don’t even make the list? What’s douchier than going to an elite $50,000/year school, and then acting like you’re a hippie and hate the ruthless competitiveness of capitalism?</p>

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<p>Unfortunately ecstasy isn’t at all popular at Arizona State.</p>

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<p>Prof Gates vs. the white cop.
Michael Jordan disses a bunch of folks in his Hall of Fame speech.
Serena goes bat$#&? at a referee.
Kanye grabs the mic from Taylor Swift.
Chris Myers slams Whoopi Goldberg <a href=“NFL Announcer Rips Whoopi Goldberg”>NFL Announcer Rips Whoopi Goldberg;
Morehouse makes the d-bag list.</p>

<p>I thought Obama’s “beer summit” with Prof. Gates and Sgt. Crowley was a geat idea. But the way things are going, at the White House they might as well turn the Lincoln bedroom into a brew pub.</p>

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<p>To be fair, the US Open ref did screw up.</p>

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<p>Ditto. UMich should be right up there IMO. UMich is NOT a school, it’s a way of life, and students/alum will NEVER let you forget it.</p>

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<p>“To be fair, the US Open ref did screw up.” </p>

<p>And I guess you’d say “To be fair, Beyonce’s video was better than Taylor Swift’s.” You’re missing the point that these celebs–especially the ones at the very top of their field–need to understand that they aren’t above the rules.</p>

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<p>I haven’t seen either video. I would probably prefer Swift’s, though.</p>

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<p>Schmaltz: Wesleyan got an honorable mention under Brown’s listing… I suppose it’s too similar to make the list as its own entity.</p>