<p>What action do you take?</p>
<p>I choose you, Kraken!</p>
<p>Kraken joins the whale, because they were bros back in college.</p>
<p>What do you do?</p>
<p>Make whale and Kraken noises.</p>
<p>Man the harpoons maties, we be whale huntin</p>
<p>Carrot cake is made out of carrots.</p>
<p>Put it on a polo shirt and start Vineyard Vines.</p>
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<p>Fight it with my fists.</p>
<p>Sound the feasting horn!</p>
<p>I get out the chainsaw, light a match, and prepare to be warm for once in this ungodly weather.</p>
<p>Kill the whale and sell it.</p>
<p>Tell her to monitor her caloric intake and get on a thighmaster.</p>
<p>Then proceed to ridicule her lack of self control, whilst shouting obscenities at the sky.</p>