<p><a href="http://www.4q.cc/vin/%5B/url%5D">http://www.4q.cc/vin/</a></p>
<p>This is the funniest website ever!</p>
<p>"Vin Diesel's right eye is in fact the Sun. Every time he blinks it causes an total solar eclipse. Luckily he only fully blinks ten times per millennium"</p>
<p>"Vin Diesel can count backwards from infinity, but only if you double-dog dare him."</p>
<p>"Vin Diesel split the atom with a chainsaw."</p>
<p>Vin diesel is __________</p>
<ol>
<li>Gay</li>
<li>Metrosexual</li>
<li>a terrible actor</li>
</ol>
<p>Take your pick</p>
<ol>
<li>A terrible actor</li>
</ol>
<p>Is this one of those SAT questions:</p>
<p>a. 1 and 3
b. 2 and 3
c. 1 and 2
d. 1, 2, and 3
e. None of the above</p>
<p>I would choose D</p>
<p>Aw I like him .. maybe you guys are jealous cuz he's really buff .. but I think he's funny</p>
<p>that site is hilarious =D</p>
<p>Vin Diesel can change the color of his eyes, but only to match the eye color of the last person he killed.</p>
<p>Many people might not believe this because Vin Diesel defies the stereotype, but he actually is homosexual. My friend's brother works in Los Angeles in the movie business, and he told Yi-Mei that Vin Diesel is gay but keeps it very secret. I have no reason not to believe my friend, and her brother is v. reliable. Just some food for thought.</p>
<p>eh. a bit lame. it'd be funny if they talked about an A list celebrity, but a C list?</p>
<p>oh well. not funny really, but vin diesel still has a hot body and a sexy voice.</p>
<p>Wow, coqui, you missed the entire point! This is making fun of Vin Diesel for thinking he is some big, hot-shot actor when in reality he really isn't at all.</p>
<p>yeah but i don't care of making fun of c list celebrities, even if its because they think they are a list. i'd rather make fun of an a lister who thinks everyone likes them but no one does...like tom cruise or ben affleck.</p>
<p>hypothetically speaking, it's kind of like making fun of the dumb jock or nerd who thinks they fit in. it's easy, but it's so much funnier and daring to make fun of the popular kids.</p>
<p>I'd rather hear cracks about a D-lister because who the hell knows them. Like Tina Yuthers, Yanni, Simon LeBond, Oscar Wilde or something on South Park, Mystery Science Theater 3000, or some other parody show. They are so low or obscure already and can still be brought lower. haha great.</p>
<p>Wow, he's homosexual. He's really hot though. Why is he making kid movies (The Pacifier)? That was beyond lame.</p>
<p>Haha, my friends and I wrote like a quarter of these a year ago. I didn't even know the website was still up, I was told it was being shut down.</p>
<p>I don't remember all the ones I submitted, but I remember:</p>
<p>"If God made a burrito so hot than even He could not eat it, Vin Diesel would eat it with Fire Sauce from Taco Bell"</p>
<p>"Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan."</p>
<p>alright that is weird.</p>
<p>I second that notion haha :p</p>