<p>"I would venture to say that the students at Goodling’s law school at Regent University [founded by PAT ROBERTSON] are far more impressive than those at the Cornell agriculture school – the land-grant, non-Ivy League school Keith attended. "</p>
<p>"If you’ve ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management. "</p>
<p>“Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent “Ivy League” education
The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.”</p>
<p>“Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).”</p>
<p>“Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an “Ivy League education” when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a “Yale man.””</p>
<p>“I know there is no “communications” major at the Ivy League Cornell.”</p>
<p>"Now you won’t have to quickly change the subject whenever people idly remark that they didn’t know it was possible to major in “communications” at an Ivy League school. "</p>
<p>“Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell.”</p>
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<p>I have the following things to say.
« The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences […] is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.*»</p>
<p>1) Cornell University College of Agriculture & Life Sciences is in the Ivy League.
2) So are Human Ecology, Veterinary Studies and Industrial-Labor Relations. Just because they receive public funding does not mean they are not in the Ivy League.
2b) Also, what’s wrong with a public school? - Perhaps it is, in fact, Coulter who is the arrogant snob.
3) Hotel Administration, the best in the world, Law (UNWR #12), Engineering (8), Business (14), Medical Sciences (18), Architecture, Art, and Planning (#1 Almanac of Architecture and Design), and graduate school are not in the Ivy League, even though they are private.
4) There is no School of Arts & Sciences at Cornell. There is a College of Arts & Sciences. Coulter should know this. She did go there for four years.</p>
<p>« the land-grant, non-Ivy League school »
5) Cornell University is a land grant school. All of Cornell is a land-grant school. Including the “Ivy League” part Coulter went to. Cornell was founded by a NYS law designating it to be NYS’s land grant school.</p>
<p>« School [sic] of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants)
College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants)»</p>
<p>6) CALS’s acceptance rate is 21%. CAS’s… sorry, “SAS”'s is 18%. That 3% makes a substantial difference.
7) It takes a person of distinct intelligence and cultural awareness to put a comma in an SAT score.</p>
<p>« Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences »</p>
<p>8) CALS is a private college that receives state funding, not a state college.
8b) Why would that matter to Coulter if it is, in fact, Olbermann who is the snob?</p>
<p>"If you’ve ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management. "</p>
<p>9) Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences has what is very likely the best biological sciences programme in the country.
10) In between bovine management, there is also the business classes. Cornell’s undergrad business degrees are all administered by CALS.</p>
<p>« I know there is no “communications” major at the Ivy League Cornell. »</p>
<p>11) Perhaps, you know, Olbermann picked CALS because they offer communications and he planned on working in, you know, communications.
12) Maybe CAS doesn’t have Comm. because CALS already does.</p>
<p>« Now you won’t have to quickly change the subject whenever people idly remark that they didn’t know it was possible to major in “communications”
at an Ivy League school. »</p>
<p>13) Of course it’s not possible. There isn’t an entire school of communications at Penn.</p>
<p>« Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell. »</p>
<p>14) cf. CALS’s admission rate</p>
<p>15) Olbermann entered Cornell when he finished high school at age 16, and was graduated from Cornell as age 20. Clearly, he was looking for the easy way in.</p>