<p>you had a book published..
you won intel..
you have a pantent on an invention
somehow manage to be poor... go for the "white trash" thing
volunteer in a third world country </p>
<p>o.O</p>
<p>Your great-grandfather Sol spent some time in Spain before coming to the USA. So you're...Hispanic!</p>
<p>-start a religion and have at least a following of 200 people
-catch osama bin laden with your own two hands
-find the unifying theory of physics</p>
<p>that should make you somewhat competitive...it'll come down to essays and recs</p>
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<p>NOT hard. The internet makes it easy to start cults. I started one that was about 60ish people strong before I got bored. I could do 200 easy on a slow afternoon with facebook.</p>
<p>Appear on the TV show "Cops" wearing a Harvard tank top while the police chase you down the street for stealing a copy of Plato's "Republic" from a Border's book store.</p>
<p>get laid over and over again by many different females</p>
<p>get laid over and over again by many different females, who are on Yale's adcom</p>
<p>...without any of them knowing you're doing their colleagues...</p>
<p>...now that would be an achievement. try harvard's adcoms while your at it...no problem with diversifying</p>
<p>...mixing it up at Harvard and Yale...that's a pretty low standard for "diversity"...though I'd imagine the Harvard staff would be a lot less...interactive...(shame on you if you were thinking "user friendly")...</p>