Any way to revolt against intrusiveness of Common App?

My parents stopped going to Walt Disney World when they instituted the finger scan. Either they’re super spies or they’re paranoid.

The point of this is while I’m kind of bummed that I have to list all TEN of the colleges and universities I’ve been attending over the past 30 years (and counting, I should have my BA this coming spring, finally!), because it’ll look weird and I feel bad for my unorthodox approach to higher education possibly dinging my two D’s application in some way, I don’t think it’s all a government plot.

Nobody has a perfect application, and it’s the price of admission (just like WDW).