<p>This just in: MJ’s death caused by successful sabotage and assassination attempt, officials believe that string of recent deaths involving the rich and famous plot to destroy the American way of life.</p>
<p>:O</p>
<p>The coverage of Michael Jackson’s death was incredibly disrespectful.</p>
<p>Wait, Michael Jordan died?</p>
<p>This thread makes me lol.</p>
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