<p>I told one kid I was applying to Harvard, and he was like "Wait.. Isn't that one of those schools that you can only get in if you have written a best-selling novel or won a grammy?" And I was like, "yeah." He then replies with "Is it common app?" Under the logic that no ivy-league level school is worth applying to if it isn't common app because it would be a waste of money to actually have to put work into an ivy application.</p>
<p>Moron.</p>