<p>So after getting totally slaughtered (hyperbole of course) by the AP BIO test I'm extremely thankful that this didn't happen to me.</p>
<p>Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. Its strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I dont know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML</p>
<p>My teacher prior to the exam: “I wouldn’t worry too much about studying plants. Just stick to the basic ideas, but don’t drive yourself crazy with specifics.”</p>
<p>AP Bio Test: “HAH! Seventy five percent of my questions will be terribly-specific-impossible-to-guess questions on vascular and nonvascular PLANTS!”</p>
<p>So yeah, a three would pretty much be a miracle.</p>
<p>I found the exam quite difficult. I wasn’t all that worried, initially because I had thought my teacher more than adequately worked us throughout the year. However, the moment I opened up that multiple choice booklet I knew I was doomed. Turns out my teacher chose to emphasize the non curriculum components of biology, like her 37 page handwritten plant notepacket, straight from the year 1982. I think this course should be named AP Taxonomy/Phylogeny.</p>