<p>My highschool is pretty chill about the whole AP test thing, as most kids never even take them. So last year, when I was a sophomore, they let one of the "campus disiplinarians" be the proctor for all the exams. by the way, the guy is mentally challenged, and I'm not joking. the school gave him a job as a charity; he wears a cowboy hat and a bolero to school everyday. So we all get into the room to take the AP Spanish Language test, which is incredibly stressful because of the speaking part and everything. This guy starts telling us a ridiculous and drawn out story about how when he was born, the doctor couldn't tell the difference between his face and his, uh, rear side. The test was scheduled for 8:00, and as of 8:55, we still hadn't started the test. By the way, if the test doesn't start by 9:00, it is invalid!!!!! Good thing a guidance counselor came in at the nick of time to check up on us and we got started. Also, during the middle of the reading comprehension/hell section, the proctor ripped out a fatty fart! It was super loud, and everyone started cracking up. The worst part is, he proctored my AP Euro exam the next week, and told the exact same story, word for word!
Needless to say, he did not proctor the tests this year.</p>