AP stories! post here

<p>I think it was APUSH...</p>

<p>A friend of mine didn't know what to write for his third essay. He wrote a story about a 3-legged donkey. I believe he included pictures.</p>

<p>(I drew a hand-turkey in my chem answer book on an unused page. That's almost amusing. I think I gave it about 20 finger-feathers.)</p>

<p>I was taken short half-way during the exam.</p>

<p>One guy in my computer science AP, right before free response, in an intense situation:</p>

<p>"What do we write for the teacher's name? Oh my teacher's name! never mind!"</p>

<p>And 10 seconds of silence</p>

<p>In apush, a girl tried to leave, even offering to pay the 20$ (you had to pay 20$ if you didn't want to take the test, our school pays for our tests), but they said no, and she pretty much just sat there for the rest of the free-response. </p>

<p>Before that in the MC time period, the guy sitting next to me was brought to the front, apparently they were going to call his parents because he finished too fast or something.</p>

<p>^^ I doubt they would let anyone leave (except in urgent cases) after the exam has started. security reasons, of course.</p>

<p>I guess I know of a few(not that interesting though). </p>

<p>For two of my exams, AP US gov and AP environmental science, all of the "stoners" went to go smoke up during the break between the mc and the free response. For environmental science I was sitting next to three of them and they all kind of gave up on the free response half way into the test. This resulted in them staring at me and laughing for the rest of the test while I was busy writing! It was really funny because they were incredibly stoned but also aggravating at the same time. </p>

<p>I heard of this one kid who drew pictures for 2 of his 3 free response for AP world and still ended up pulling out a 3. Really amazing.</p>

<p>Another kid outlined his hand with his middle finger sticking up on every page for the stat exam but the proctor saw it and took up his test and tore it up! I heard it was crazy. </p>

<p>When I was taking my AP art history exam I was the only one taking it since I was taking the make up and my proctor for the first half of the slides didnt know how to work the slide machines and the pictures were really blurry. It took her 20 minutes to figure out how to work the thing.</p>

<p>And I took up all of the pages for AP US gov and actually needed extra paper for comparative</p>

<p>These stories are awesome.</p>

<p>I took the US Government test blazed out of my mind and I still managed to get a 5. My teacher came by right before the test and had a conversation with me, and handed me a sheet of intructions. I wasn't really listening to her because I was high, but I later found out that she was telling me about our final assignment (I missed when she went over it in class because I had a test that day), which was for us to outline our essays in the green booklet for our teacher to grade. I didn't bother looking at the sheet because I had assumed for some reason that it was a study guide for the final, and because I hadn't listened to what she was saying, I ended up with a zero on the assignment. I still somehow ended up with an A+ in the class, but seeing as this was AP Government, that really wasn't that much of an accomplishment.</p>

<p>Our proctors were several of our councelors at school... and one morning, some kids at one of the other local high schools decided to pull their (rather controversial) senior prank. They paid a homeless guy to run naked through their school shouting "seniors rule." So before our test began, our councelors were just getting the "news" and they told the entire room because it was so "funny." Needless to say it was a rather distracting thought... but fortunately the test hadn't begun yet (I think that was AP Lit or AP US). Poor kids taking the AP Exam in that other high school! But yeah, this was a big scandal in our city and the kids who recruited the guy got into huge trouble for abuse and mistreatment. </p>

<p>Our seniors just melted the padlocks and chains to the parkinglot gates so that no one could get to the school (not on AP day, fortunately). ::sighs:: That one is totally overused.</p>

<p>You must go to Huntsville HS: </p>

<p><a href="http://educationwonk.blogspot.com/2006/05/prank-report-different-kind-of.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://educationwonk.blogspot.com/2006/05/prank-report-different-kind-of.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>53 years old?!!! sounds graphic.</p>

<p>This isn't an AP story, but I was going to take my SAT and was waiting in the crowd outside the building before testing began. I ran into a couple classmates. One was a friend and the other 3 were the class goody-goody perfectionists. Right next to us a couple kids we didn't know lit up cigarettes. My friend and I shrugged. But you should have seen the looks on the faces of those 3 teachers' pets. They looked scandalized...almost as if cigarettes were illegal or something lol.</p>

<p>on my APush exam... i was mad lazy at the end and drew pictures of the beach, beach ball, palm trees and a sun and under it wrote " take a vacation "</p>

<p>DiGamma - No, I go to Grissom HS. H'ville HS is our big rival, and also in our school system, so we heard ALL about it.</p>

<p>Wow... I didn't realize how far that story had spread...</p>

<p>when i took the ap lang exam, the proctor was acting like a dictator and was getting a little too happy with her microphone, going really close to people's faces and asking them ARE YOU GOING TO REVEAL TEST ANSWERS AND QUESTIONS AFTER THE TEST? DO YOU HAVE INTEGRITY, and then she started telling us the collegeboard police will come right in the middle of the test to check up on us and keep tabs on us afterwards to see if we discussed answers and stuff</p>

<p>My highschool is pretty chill about the whole AP test thing, as most kids never even take them. So last year, when I was a sophomore, they let one of the "campus disiplinarians" be the proctor for all the exams. by the way, the guy is mentally challenged, and I'm not joking. the school gave him a job as a charity; he wears a cowboy hat and a bolero to school everyday. So we all get into the room to take the AP Spanish Language test, which is incredibly stressful because of the speaking part and everything. This guy starts telling us a ridiculous and drawn out story about how when he was born, the doctor couldn't tell the difference between his face and his, uh, rear side. The test was scheduled for 8:00, and as of 8:55, we still hadn't started the test. By the way, if the test doesn't start by 9:00, it is invalid!!!!! Good thing a guidance counselor came in at the nick of time to check up on us and we got started. Also, during the middle of the reading comprehension/hell section, the proctor ripped out a fatty fart! It was super loud, and everyone started cracking up. The worst part is, he proctored my AP Euro exam the next week, and told the exact same story, word for word!
Needless to say, he did not proctor the tests this year.</p>

<p>Lmhooooo
Hilarious</p>

<p>During My AP Psych test you have to write two essays and they give a lot of time so I finished really early and my 2 essays were like 4 pages in all and I took liek a half hour brake then all of the sudden I realize I wrote it in pencil and it HAD to be in pen . I was dyinggggggg in 15 minutes I wrote over it and I whispered *** **** **** for the whole thing my friend was sitting in front of me and at the end she was like *** were you saying? lol w/e ended up with a 5</p>

<p>My environmental test... it wasm't a huge class, so they placed us in middle of nowhere (or the troubled kids room) the school still, however, didn't tell us where we were suppose to be for the test. Chem and Enviro were both today so i was lost... (chem was taking the test where all the other AP tests were taking place at our school) so I got to the class 5 min before the test... that wasn't HALF so bad as what came next...</p>

<p>People didn't know we were taking the test in that classroom and walked/knocked every 5 minutes. (oh yeah, phone calls too) Our Assitant principle walked in two times during the test and picked up books and what not... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE CANT READ SIGNS ON THE DOOR... First i thought it might be because it was the troubled kids class, but even the teacher who taught that class did that. We were getting rather frustrated... WHEN THINGS OFCOURSE GOT WORSE:</p>

<p>We had a baseball players send off. Yes, that involved huge drum noises from our band and police sirens. (we were practically laughing by then) And you know what???????? It rained so it got canceled.</p>

<p>Not only that.. but:</p>

<p>i didn't have any clock that i could look at and all i could count on was "30 minutes left" my test overseer would say every now and then... I wasn't paying attention so I had to write two in 15 min.. that was also because i took time with the first and the third one. I think those are good, but the two that i screwed up with (2nd and 4th one) are kinda bad...
AP studio art test... My teacher was so slow that we didn't finish until an hour after when we were suppose to be done. I almost missed my other hour which we weren't excused for.</p>

<p>English and government was ok though.</p>

<p>yeah during my micro exam, free response, I was working with one of my legs up on the chair next to me, and i noticed that my pinky toe nail was falling off! so i spent like 5 minutes trying to rip it off.. i know it's digusting, but then i was thinking i'd get a bad score, but i got a 5 so it's okay! Also, i wrote about why people would want to go to a museum if they lived on a beach for about half a page too.. oh well!</p>