Apocalypse countdown

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>So GMT, it's 5 to midnight. Yay for the next Mayan Bakt'un, also known as the end of the word for stupid people.
4 minutes now :)</p>

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<p>oh huh I forgot about this. and the world’s still here. surprise surprise xD</p>

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<p>Let the day of chaos commence…</p>

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<p>Awkward :D</p>

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<p>Boring. I live half a mile from beach. Where the tital wave</p>

<p>Sent from my TC970 (Wi-Fi) using CC</p>

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<p>Tital? You phony land lover, you!!</p>

<p>I just know if there’s an earthquake off of Portugal…my county is screwed like streetwalker.</p>

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<p>I live at the top of a hill, secretly I’ve been planning for this for years ;)</p>

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<p>Ive got a hurricane prep under my guest bed. Food for 3 weeks. Im set for 21 days. </p>

<p>Charging my tablet.</p>

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<p>It’s really too bad it’s not ending because I have an essay due tomorrow and I don’t want to write it. My teacher says if the world ends we don’t have to turn it in, but we get extra credit if we do. :)</p>

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<p>^Such a thoughtful teacher! :)</p>

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<p><a href=“http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html[/url]”>http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>^Yeah pretty funny how they have an official page on that.</p>

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<p>[Chevy</a> Silverado 2012 End of the World/ Super Bowl XLVI Commercial! (2/3/2012) - YouTube](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>

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<p>[R.E.M</a>. - It’s The End Of The World - YouTube](<a href=“R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - YouTube”>R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - YouTube)</p>

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<p>if it was the real end of the world, as in truly the end, then nothing you could do would avoid it. if you could avoid it than it wasn’t actually the end</p>

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<p>[Mayan</a> Calendar Countdown/‘End of the World’ - Countdown to Dec 21, 2012 6:11 AM in Washington DC](<a href=“http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya]Mayan”>Mayan Calendar Countdown/'End of the World' – Time since Dec 21, 2012 6:11 am started in Washington DC, District of Columbia)</p>

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<p>The Apocalypse is going to have to wait because that is far too early in the morning. Imma sleep through it.</p>

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<p>Yay! The world isn’t ending! I can finally move on with life! I’m going to bed now. lol</p>

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<p>No more twinkies…</p>

<p>Therefore, no zombieland</p>