<p>You have sex with everyone that hates you;)</p>
<p>Take computer science or engineering.</p>
<p>the harder the class, the easier you can look smart</p>
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eat all of this:</p>
<p>This is why you're fat.</p>
<p>(not gonna lie; i'm kind of hungry after looking at this site..)
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wow most of the stuff on that site looks barf-worthy... I almost wonder who would actually want to eat all that</p>
<p>Stay focus in class ( like attention to teacher, engaging in class etc...), if not that.... you may want to do something thats efficient, which could range from research online, sorting things, reviewing work etc....</p>
<p>Guys - cut innovative box dude some slack. ;)</p>
<p>He's going to be ****ed if and when he see this...</p>
<p>Cutting anybody slack is not CC style!</p>
<p>I'll take some slack if no one wants it. Procrastination leaves me hungry.</p>
<p>Here's the best advice I can come up with-you can appear to be smart by just being smart...not being super-stuck-up and elitist or overly-opinionated but contributing to class in a good way. As far as appearances go, I hope you are a good assessment of yourself because if you are indeed "attractive," this is just a really insecure thing to ask. But if you want to be attractive/smart/appealing to others in class, don't act conceited. If you are a girl, don't wear 6 lbs of makeup for your 8-9am class. Don't always overdress, but don't necessarily wear sweats either. And be clean/wash your hair. Always make an effort to say hello to everyone in your class. Bond with your classmates over the fact that you all are hungover/dirt tired/have 6 hours of homework to do. Go to class a few minutes early and leave class a few minutes late, lingering to talk to your classmates. It's really not that hard...if you have social skills</p>
<p>Haha.....this parody thread is awesome.</p>