Applied to IVY's (Harvard, Yale etc), what are my chances?

<p>hahahah nice nice. i sweat stanford. ive heard mixed reviews about the chicks?</p>

<p>thank god its fake. i was about to kill myself.</p>

<p>oh i think the chicks are pretty nice.. there's 3 in my dorm that i could definitely tap, and overall californian girls are very nice.</p>

<p>excellent, stanford is now the perfect school. i already genuinely believe in my heart that cal sucks.</p>

<p>oh **** yeah, dont go to cal, taht place is so crappy a homeless person would turn it down. there is seriously no comparison between stanford and cal. </p>

<p>you applied here? haha we are just getting ready to host the first batch of admits!</p>

<p>hahaha how, isnt admit weekend in april?</p>

<p>early action admits</p>

<p>no need to kill yourself, college admissions is very arbitrary</p>

<p>although I did get a 1600, but that score is pretty common here anyway</p>

<p>yea 1600s arent a big deal. too bad college admissions aint as easy as they were twenty yrs ago.</p>

<p>Dude, you are my hero.</p>

<p>Jerod</p>

<p>WTF...imma go jump out my window...goodbye world</p>

<p>lol man relax everything between 1500 and 1600 is almost considered equal now.</p>

<p>dont stress, many ppl with 1350-1450 sat scores get in, thus making up for the middle 40 percent of the accepted class. </p>

<p>how they got in, i have no idea. like i said, admissions is mostly arbitrary.</p>

<p>wow, thanks for making me look bad... but good thing i top out of ur little range... 1350-1450 * 1460 booyah, but seriously, u make me feel like i'm less of a person... haha, just kidding</p>

<p>u see...a 1600 is such a poor score...i must say u could have done much better. and that 780 in bio!!! Oh MY GOD!! thats gonna get u rejected in every school!!!</p>

<p>Im serious...u should try ur county community college...they might let u in if theyr nice. Id say even they are SUPER REACH school.s</p>

<p>I envisage u flippin burgers in McDonalds...or maybe being the janitor there. I'm not sure which one. Those test scores are too poor. That rank is absolutely awful as well...</p>

<p>Yeah, you will never get into your schools. You resume suck! only a 1600? That's pathetic. hahaha</p>

<p>Well, why do you even post? </p>

<p>If you cannot get into your schools, then I'm a girl with the exact same stats except I'm from the deserts of South Africa, have a 36 on ACT, and invented a cure for AIDs and cloned the first human being while taking care of my adopted, autistic child. MUHAHA, BEAT THAT!</p>

<p>Hope you luck anyway! You probably won't get in! :P I'll be taking your place. j/k</p>

<p>pryncezz, add on an olympic gold medal and authoring a nytimes bestseller, and youll be good.</p>

<p>isn't it sad that when we read ihateschool's stats, for a moment we thought it was real? someone over at penn's forum posted that he got 5's on 56 AP's and someone told him that there was only 36 or some APs. i think that person was serious.</p>

<p>yea if i was sitting in college and i was that bored, id have the urge to screw with anxious people like us too. usually i troll nfl forums and talk about how badly overrated the patriots are and how tom brady sucks.</p>

<p>dang...I actually believed it...well, I do believe someone out there has those stats.</p>

<p>Aww, that's mean saying 1350-1450 people don't get in. I'll show you! When I get in April, we'll see then. :P </p>

<p>But anyway, Cal is my little safety school. Don't diss it. </p>

<p>I wish I applied for early adm, darn. </p>

<p>How do you like Stanford? I visited, but it seems kinda dull. I might be wrong. Do you need your own car? Can you give me your overall impression of Stanford?</p>