<p>Imagine this April Fools’ Day:</p>
<p>"Due to the increase of applicants for the class of 2014, decisions will not be released today. The admissions committee will email you in a few days regarding the new decision date. Thank you for your patience.</p>
<p>…Just kidding. We regret to inform you that you were rejected."</p>
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<p>Yes, Rachmaninoff! One of my favorite composers ever.</p>