<p>why has no one taken AP Getting Laid?!</p>
<p>^ Because it’s a “blow-off” class.</p>
<p>^^I’ve been self studying that for a few months now. I hear there is a lot of pressure on the AP test</p>
<p>^^ I appreciate that pun :]</p>
<p>like all puns</p>
<p>This thread is funny.</p>
<p>What do you need to do in order to get a 5 on the Potty Training Exam? </p>
<p>I heard you’re forced to drink 5 gallons of water and not pee for 5 days. Did they change it?</p>
<p>LOL I love the sarcasm in this thread. If only my friends spoke sarcasm this well! Sarcasm is my second language =]</p>
<p>AP lunch is a toughie, I don’t even have honors lunch right now!</p>
<p>^Really? Did you take AP Sarcasm yet? I’m taking it next year, but I’m worried that I might not do so well on it after I only got an A in my Sarcasm 4 class… (97.4, darn it!)</p>
<p>Only an A in Sarcasm 4? Woahh there buddy, you’re not ready for AP Sarcasm! Best of luck!</p>
<p>D:</p>
<p>I’m taking</p>
<p>AP Sarcasm
AP Teenage Angst
AP Board Games
AP Anime/Manga
AP Lunch (!!!)
AP Recess (!!!)
Partial Differential Equations with Applications to Electromagnetism and Hydrostatics</p>
<p>The only easy course I’m taking next year is the last one. I’m even taking AP Lunch and AP Recess AT THE SAME TIME! HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE JUNIOR YEAR AAAHHHHH</p>
<p>Rigorous schedule you got there!! JUST GIVE UP NOWWW</p>
<p>No! I will stay strong… stay strong… stay strong… strong… stro- oh, forget it. I only have a 3.999 UW GPA (curse that Sarcasm!), 20 AP classes, a 2390 SAT and 790s on all my SAT IIs, and on top of that, I’m only on three international science olympiad teams (IMO, IPhO, IOI)!</p>
<p>At this rate, I won’t even be able to get into my local community college… <em>sobs quietly in a corner</em></p>
<p>YOU’RE A FREAKING FAILURE! Seriously, your life ends here.</p>
<p><em>sniffs</em> It’ll all be over after this… <em>picks up a bottle of painkillers</em> Goodbye, world! This miserable hellhole of a world…</p>
<p>(Disclaimer: Do not freak out. This is entirely made up. I do not feel this way in reality at all. :))</p>
<p>HAHAHA. Yup I’m well aware you’re just being sarcastic. Besides, who would wanna end their life if they had your stats & amazing sarcasm? You’re my idol!!</p>
<p>(Err, I actually don’t have any of the above; I do have pretty good stats: a 3.96 UW GPA, probably around 15 APs by the time I graduate, a 2360, 800s on 3 SAT IIs, but sadly no olympiad teams. 
I’m not that pro… yet.)</p>
<p>(Wait, I’m dead.)</p>
<p>(…Or am I?)</p>
<p>BRAAINNNNNSSSSSS. AP BRAINNNSSSSS. TAKE AP BRAIINSSSSSS.</p>
<p>Regardless, that’s freakin’ awesome for a rising junior =]</p>
<p>Sadly, I’m not qualified for AP brains :(</p>
<p>^ Haha loser. AP Brains was my favorite class! I think I got a 4 on the test though.</p>
<p>That’s because AP Werewolves got all the 5’s</p>
<p>AP Lovecraft was my favorite class last year, but I only got a 3 on the exam…</p>
<p>I tried taking AP Mechanics of Shoelace tying</p>
<p>but i got a 2 on th exam…i guess i’ll have to stick with velcro shoes </p>
<p>I could make the bunny go around the tree, but never through the loop :(</p>