<p>LB...a spirit...I was thinking a sprite for some reason.</p>
<p>Still, there are too many windows....plus I am a girl too.</p>
<p>Hoke, lumberjacks fine-tune their bodies?</p>
<p>It's OK though, I'm a lumberjack too.</p>
<p>This lumberjack does.</p>
<p>Do you have a long beard and wear plaid clothing like a lumberjack...</p>
<p>Lumberjacks do not have long beards...</p>
<p>That would be too troublesome with an axe.</p>
<p>Yes they do...long, burly beards...and cute, little knitted caps.</p>
<p>Lablondie's got it right. It's not a LONG beard, it's a FULL beard. Big difference between Paul Bunyan and ZZ Top.</p>
<p>I still think the guys in ZZ TOP could pass for lumberjacks...albeit eccentric ones...</p>
<p>Paul Bunyan is the epitome of lumberjackness, although in my town he has no beard.</p>
<p>With a Blue OX...who owns a blue ox?</p>
<p>real men, that's who</p>
<p>And real men are lumberjacks.</p>
<p>Problem is, chicks don't dig real men.</p>
<p>For shame.</p>
<p>Oh snap...</p>
<p>Hoke...explain what you mean when you say chicks don't dig real men...are you being serious or are you talking about oxen?</p>
<p>I am being 100% serious.</p>
<p>This real man has been on a cold streak for a WHILE now.</p>
<p>He's too scruffy for most girls' taste.</p>
<p>haha, that's too bad.</p>
<p>Yes. Laugh.</p>
<p>don't forget to point while you laugh</p>
<p>LB, you're right...can't forget that...hoke must marinate in his humiliation.</p>
<p>Karma. Karma will come.</p>