<p>I was just drinking an Arizona Iced Tea, you know the kind in the glass bottle, and i noticed there are little finger indentations that ONLY fit in your right hand! Being left-handed, I do not drink with my right hand! This is the first time in my left-handed life I have ever felt so discriminated against…</p>
<p>Man dat is whack! Sue they asses!</p>
<p>I should, dammit!</p>
<p>despite the fact that i was being facetious, i swear, these days, you might get something...i mean the whole sueing mcdonalds? cmon now...bic macs and french fries are fattening? really?</p>
<p>maybe u should try to turn the bottle around
that should work
plus
u lefties dfont matter... hehehe</p>
<p>Why should lefties have to drink tea with the nutrition facts facing out!? That's like inviting people to think we're fat!</p>
<p>And yeah, the suing thing has gotten waaay out of hand, although it is interesting to see what loopholes these great lawyers come up with to win ridiculous suits.</p>
<p>Get a right-handed assistant to hold the bottle for you while you sip leisurely.</p>
<p>or build a contraption that holds the bottle for you, and then get the contraption patented and become a gazillionaire, and then hire lawyers to sue the hell out of all the people who ever bothered you.</p>
<p>ok here is what you have to do, and it will please everyone.
get a bottle and place it so the label is facing away from you...
then get a STRAW and sip your drink.
this method also reduces carpul tunnel syndrome because of you are like me...u drink alot of it. also, the repetitive motions of drinking could cause bursitis... so its helping your health.
and fifthly... (not filthy) do u have the blue glass bottle? i love the color, and especially when the sun passes through it...very cool.
enjoy your ICED TEA</p>
<p>It is the blue glass bottle! </p>
<p>Straw. Ingenius. This is why I'm going to Brown. To be surrounded by people who could think of such solutions. Yes, life is good.</p>
<p>ahh yes... and if you would like to drink better, u could get the straw that bends so that u can sit up straight and not lean in too much...fixing your posture and allowing you to be backpain-free for another couple of years...</p>
<p>How did I ever get along without you? Maybe I'll break out the big bucks and get a crazy straw!</p>
<p>yes... u could just get the straw with a whole lot of loops and dips and stuff... but that requires alot of umm... sucking...and we cant have that...</p>
<p>Yeah, that's a crazy straw! Is there an official name for those?</p>
<p>yea... a loopy straw... or if your young "a coooool" straw
i remebered when the where loopy enough u could stick your fingers throuh then and hold them. that was cool... andthey were bright colors and stuff. awesome</p>
<p>It's actually from Connecticut or somewhere up north.</p>