<p>Why yes I am.</p>
<p>For future usage, should you ever need it again, why not ask the question "Why are you the best person ever, Esquared"?</p>
<p>i am - and my boss is gonna kill me</p>
<p>why do you think they invented those lollipops with bugs in the center? seriously... why would you want one of those!?</p>
<p>i dunno, it's more of a gift than something you actually would eat, i presume</p>
<p>Do you remember that weird-ass swan dress Bjork wore to the Oscars a couple years ago?</p>
<p>yup, I killed it and ate it for brunch the next day with crackers and cream cheese- fabulous</p>
<p>Speaking of fashion no-no's, how many people having been watching Project Runway on Bravo? Remember Gudalupe(or whatever)? How the hell did she even make it on the show?</p>
<p>I don't remember, because I don't watch crap like that. Too much time doing sexually deviant things to watch stupid stuff. </p>
<p>Anyone else afraid of their boss?</p>
<p>Yeah she's not very nice. I told her I lost all my work I did for a whole day and she just said, OK then tell me when you get done. That's why, when I lost the data, I asked a coworker, who was like "Oh I'm sorry, that's terrible! Ask me if you ever have any other issues!"</p>
<p>Goddamn bosses.
Have you ever gone to work drunk? As in not hung over</p>
<p>Not to this job...
But I was definitely buzzed on my first baking shift at the local cookie shop. I had to be there at 4 am and it was during my SOFADA (summer of fun and devious adventures) and I had stayed up with the theater crowd drinking champagne until work.</p>
<p>Can you go to work for me?</p>
<p>haha no, my salary owns yours</p>
<p>Can you program computers?</p>
<p>No way. It is a miracle if I can check my e-mail. But I have friends who can program, so they come in handy. :)</p>
<p>Is beauty in the eye of the beholder?</p>
<p>No, beauty is dead because the magazines have killed it.</p>
<p>Do you want to go to Amsterdam to try some special brownies?(I am listening to Marijuanaville)</p>
<p>why would you go all the way to amsterdam to do that</p>
<p>did you eat sushi yesterday?</p>
<p>no</p>
<p>do you need to do your laundry before your trip (today)?</p>
<p>nah</p>
<p>do you enjoy classical music?</p>
<p>yes</p>
<p>do you have more music than you could ever listen to on your computer?</p>
<p>no i have a couple gigs worth which isn't a lot actually, and anyway it's not on my computer it's on my mp3 player</p>
<p>have you ever created a chances thread on CC?</p>
<p>I don't have any music on my computer, oddly. I don't have much time to listen to music now, as my jobs are consuming me. Either they are or CC is.</p>
<p>Are you tired at the moment?</p>
<p>im tired of my job. but i got 9 hrs of sleep last night</p>
<p>I'll ask my question again since you missed it.
have you ever created a chances thread on CC?</p>
<p>Never!</p>
<p>Do you plan to see the movie "Snakes on a Plane"?</p>
<p>yes</p>
<p>Did you like PotC2: DMC?</p>
<p>potc2? am I missing a culutural something? Google tells me potc2= pirates of the caribean, and so now that I realize what the hell you just said, yes. I loved it
it was highly entertaining.</p>
<p>when do you thing potc3 will be coming out?</p>